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[News] Man fleeing Wiltshire crash scene attacked by emus









Dr Q

Well-known member
Jul 29, 2004
1,795
Cobbydale
Maybe he will be given emunity from prosecution and rheabilitated?
 


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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,902
Worthing
I knew an emu that was ignored for growing two feet in height in two months.
He was ostrich sized.
 


AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
33,869
Ruislip
Something similar happened in Sussex.
A random bloke fixing his TV aerial, fell of his roof and died after being attacked by an emu.
Can't remember the blokes name ???
 




Hugo Rune

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NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2012
21,677
Brighton
Something similar happened in Sussex.
A random bloke fixing his TV aerial, fell of his roof and died after being attacked by an emu.
Can't remember the blokes name ???

I think you’ve made a rod for your own back with that little ditty. The bloke was well loved on here, some would say he was a hull of a guy.
 




hart's shirt

Well-known member
Jul 8, 2003
10,221
Kitbag in Dubai
Some very emusing puns on here.
 


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