Lewis Dunk to Bournemouth

[Guinness Boy]

"would hate to see South Coast giants such as yourself with such a great infrastructure go down. "

Cracking line. Is the OP really Bournemouth, or is he Palace?

It's not often these trolling wind ups make me laugh but that did elicit a little giggle.

 

[spring hall convert]

I suspect he'd jump at the chance to join a Premiership chasing side.

I missed this line the first time round. Top class, OP!

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Hello Seagulls,

There's been quite a bit of chatter at Dean Court about us signing a new centre back, with it being one area we're a bit light. At the game against Cardiff on Saturday there was a lot of talk about signing your defender Dunk to compliment our defence and join up with Albion old boys Cookie and Elphick. He's clearly a talent and I suspect he'd jump at the chance to join a Premiership chasing side.

Having seen him play against us and a couple of times on TV, I think he would be good for us as we could do with a bit more height at the back.

How much would would Bloom be looking for him do you think? Has he got long left on his contract? Eddie Howe has already said there are funds available in January and we were well below FFP limits.

Good luck securing safety this season - would hate to see South Coast giants such as yourself with such a great infrastructure go down.

 

[Albion Robster]

What a prized bell-end!
Obviously looking to catch some fish this afternoon.

 

[dazzer6666]

Actually this is a good opportunity to highlight once more how utterly Beckenbaueresque Dunky has been this season. Nothing quite like seeing him chest the ball down, look up, take two paces forwards, trap the ball and side foot it to Joe Bennett. Wonderful stuff.

....apart from the clueless penalty he gave away at......Bournemouth....

 

[GreersElbow]

He's shit. Like really shit, you don't want him.

 

[Seagull over Canaryland]

Dunk isn't for sale......but we do have another very experienced CB who might be interested in an opportunity more suited to his abilities, his name is Hyypia.

Boom tish.

 

[MattBackHome]

....apart from the clueless penalty he gave away at......Bournemouth....

True dat.

I hope he does well at Bournemouth.

 

[The Fifth Column]

4/10 from the palace troll.

 

[Hamilton]

Do you have a lightweight striker that couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo that we could swap him for?

 

[marshy68]

If we lose any of our good player's to Bournemouth then we may aswel give up.

we already have

 

[Hugo Rune]

Made me laugh out loud - funny story!

 

[The_Viper]

He'll be prem bound in January, no need to go to a chaser when a mid table side in the prem will have him too. Expect to see him sign for Stoke/Newcastle for a few million.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

He's either £5m or on a free if you take our manager with him.

 

[Bladders]

Not subtle enough OP.

Saw through it pretty early.

 

[Mowgli37]

Do you have a lightweight striker that couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a banjo that we could swap him for?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Kermorgant

 

[Hamilton]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yann_Kermorgant

Perfect. Do you think they'll chuck in a bag of balls as well?

 

[Mowgli37]

Perfect. Do you think they'll chuck in a bag of balls as well?

Maybe a tracksuit if we're lucky but I know he comes with a free song

 

[Rogero]

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

£20 and a packet of Wotsits o.n.o
No time wasters please.