"Ladies and Gentlemen, please have your tickets ready...

[D'Angelo Saxon]

...The ticket check is about to take place... Only joking!"

Train announcement of the night...

 

[7:18]

fantastic...reminds me of a train from Brighton that was meant to make all stops........Ladies and Gentlemen this train is now going to run express......................................to Preston Park.

 

[Jimmy Come Lately]

I fell for that for a second.