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[Albion] Klopp



Sheebo

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‘If we were a bit better today we should have won the game’

Wtf does that even mean Jurgen? Surely every manager could say that after every game? Always offers back handed compliments that are clearly hurting him to say and never seems to take dropping points to us with any dignity…

 




KZNSeagull

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‘If we were a bit better today we should have won the game’

Wtf does that even mean Jurgen? Surely every manager could say that after every game? Always offers back handed compliments that are clearly hurting him to say and never seems to take dropping points to us with any dignity…

Maybe it's because Roberto called them Arsenal?
 


Sheebo

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Colonel Mustard

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‘If we were a bit better today we should have won the game’

Wtf does that even mean Jurgen? Surely every manager could say that after every game? Always offers back handed compliments that are clearly hurting him to say and never seems to take dropping points to us with any dignity…

Manager utters platitude after a game of football. HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!
 




Sheebo

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Manager utters platitude after a game of football. HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!
No, you’re not understanding it, which is quite funny given your uncalled for sarcasm. If we were a bit better we SHOULD have won the game. It makes no sense. Much like your reply.
 




PILTDOWN MAN

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‘If we were a bit better today we should have won the game’

Wtf does that even mean Jurgen? Surely every manager could say that after every game? Always offers back handed compliments that are clearly hurting him to say and never seems to take dropping points to us with any dignity…

Bloke's a dickhead.
 






Eeyore

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I think if either team had played a little bit better they would have won. I've always enjoyed Klopp. He's good value.
 


Questions

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Oct 18, 2006
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Don’t get on Klopps back… Pretty fair. We had chances at 1-0 though
 








Sheebo

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Reminds me of that Jasper Carrott sketch ”If it had gone in the net, it would have been a goal!”
Exactly - thank you for understanding it as I saw it 👍
 




Herr Tubthumper

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‘If we were a bit better today we should have won the game’

Wtf does that even mean Jurgen? Surely every manager could say that after every game? Always offers back handed compliments that are clearly hurting him to say and never seems to take dropping points to us with any dignity…

To be fair, had they been a teeny weeny bit better with that 6 yard open goal it would have been 3-1 and they would have most likely won. Having read most of his other quotes he seems to have been balanced and given an accurate reflection of the game.
 


Eeyore

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Reminds me of that Jasper Carrott sketch ”If it had gone in the net, it would have been a goal!”
Howard Wilkinson had the best:

'I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win'
 


Herr Tubthumper

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Howard Wilkinson had the best:

'I am a firm believer that if you score one goal the other team have to score two to win'
Was it Mark MxGhee who said we won the second half …..after a 2-1 defeat?
 


Eeyore

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Was it Mark MxGhee who said we won the second half …..after a 2-1 defeat?
Not sure. I think the 'won the second half' quote is not limited to him though.

I've just seen the full Klopp interview. I can't see anything in there that I didn't see during the match. He said a draw was a fair result and, on balance, I would suggest he was right.
 




Colonel Mustard

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No, you’re not understanding it, which is quite funny given your uncalled for sarcasm. If we were a bit better we SHOULD have won the game. It makes no sense. Much like your reply.
It makes complete sense.

I’m not only understanding it, I’m saying it’s a stock post-match sentiment ie a platitude. "With a bit more quality in the final third we'd have scored today." Or "If our defence had been a bit quicker they’d have prevented the goal." It’s what they all say. If only this, if only that. "If the referee had been more consistent and given the second yellow, they’d have been down to ten men." They’re actually recommended to utter this sort of stuff when they do their media training as it helps keeps them away from controversy.
Bloke's a dickhead.
A valuable contribution to the assessment of his language.
 


PILTDOWN MAN

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It makes complete sense.

I’m not only understanding it, I’m saying it’s a stock post-match sentiment ie a platitude. "With a bit more quality in the final third we'd have scored today." Or "If our defence had been a bit quicker they’d have prevented the goal." It’s what they all say. If only this, if only that. "If the referee had been more consistent and given the second yellow, they’d have been down to ten men." They’re actually recommended to utter this sort of stuff when they do their media training as it helps keeps them away from controversy.

A valuable contribution to the assessment of his language.
Thought it sums him up in a quick and concise way
 


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