[Sussex] Katie Price Arrested Again for Alleged Drink Driving

[Gabbafella]

And a clopper like a gutted rabbit, evidently…

Like a punched lasagne.

 

[Motogull]

She's been completely 'Andy Pipkin' in her men choosing and no mistake.

She's never seemed to protect what she had when she'd been on top.

We know how this'll pan out.

 

[BN9 BHA]

 

[METALMICKY]

We know how this'll pan out.

Tragically is the correct answer!

 

[The Wookiee]

John Wayne’s saddle bags

A ripped out fireplace

 

[Knocky's Nose]

A ripped out fireplace

Been cocked more than John Wayne's rifle was my all time favourite on here, but hey - as a human being and a Mother, I hope she sorts her shit out. Maybe I'm harsh, but some of that needs to be behind bars to give her the shock of her life she needs.

Peter Andre must be mortally embarrassed by her actions as he's tied to her forever. A friend of mine knows his family, and the stability they provide for their kids is invaluable.

 

[AmexRuislip]

A ripped out fireplace

A fire in a leather factory.

 

[Dibdab]

Some really crude language on here considering recent news relating to male attitudes to women. Shameful.

 

[timbha]

Been cocked more than John Wayne's rifle was my all time favourite on here, but hey - as a human being and a Mother, I hope she sorts her shit out. Maybe I'm harsh, but some of that needs to be behind bars to give her the shock of her life she needs.

Peter Andre must be mortally embarrassed by her actions as he's tied to her forever. A friend of mine knows his family, and the stability they provide for their kids is invaluable.

What about Dwight Yorke?

 

[Cotton Socks]

And a clopper like a gutted rabbit, evidently…

A yawning hippo

John Wayne’s saddle bags

Like a punched lasagne.

A ripped out fireplace

A fire in a leather factory.

In this age of equality I'm wondering if perhaps someone can enlighten me as to what the equivalent would be to those terms, if a male was believed to be sexually promiscuous?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-friends-jailtime-make-good-chapter-book.html




Katie Price told friends being jailed for drink-driving would be 'interesting chapter' in an autobiography

Too many posts on this thread have reduced to misogyny (literally, with the ruined fanny jokes). However if this snippet is true....for some the idea of going to prison, shaming the family and hurting the kids, is enough to make them think again. Treating it as a career move, however......FFS.

Perhaps Frankie Boyle wasn't so cruel after all with his marmite quip.

 

[Knocky's Nose]

What about Dwight Yorke?

Has featured in Harvey's life about as much as Locadia featured in our attack...

 

[BN9 BHA]

In this age of equality I'm wondering if perhaps someone can enlighten me as to what the equivalent would be to those terms, if a male was believed to be sexually promiscuous?

Lad

 

[AmexRuislip]

In this age of equality I'm wondering if perhaps someone can enlighten me as to what the equivalent would be to those terms, if a male was believed to be sexually promiscuous?

love whistle

 

[GT49er]

In this age of equality I'm wondering if perhaps someone can enlighten me as to what the equivalent would be to those terms, if a male was believed to be sexually promiscuous?

George Best, Oliver Reed, Frank Worthington, Lemmy Kilminster ..................... bunch of old slags, eh?


























Bloody lucky old slags though!

 

[Baker lite]

In this age of equality I'm wondering if perhaps someone can enlighten me as to what the equivalent would be to those terms, if a male was believed to be sexually promiscuous?

Swordsman.
Crumpeteer.


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[AmexRuislip]

Swordsman.
Crumpeteer.


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@%1;

TFL humour

 

[The Wookiee]

In this age of equality I'm wondering if perhaps someone can enlighten me as to what the equivalent would be to those terms, if a male was believed to be sexually promiscuous?

Beef bayonet

 

[Baker lite]

@%1;

TFL humour

Possibly..
Was up your neck of the woods today, shakedown on the Piccadilly line rail adhesion train (RAT) aborted the run at Uxbridge as had a motor flashover, not good on a 3 car train...limped back to Northfields depot[emoji20]


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[Baker lite]

Beef bayonet

Spam javelin,fleshy flute, pink oboe.


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