[Humour] Joke du Jour

[The Clamp]

Oh yeah, I get it now!
Still don't get the fight club one

The first rule of fight club is….?

 

[bhafc99]

Oh yeah, I get it now!
Still don't get the fight club one

Oh dear. What's the first rule of Fight Club?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Oh dear. What's the first rule of Fight Club?

I don't know, I haven't seen the film

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I don't get this either?

Rule 1. You don't talk about fight club.

In the second joke, the person lending the movie doesn't want to lend it 'forever'.

Just remember, no sentence fragments. And never, never, ever, ever use repetitive redundancy.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Rule 1. You don't talk about fight club.

In the second joke, the person lending the movie doesn't want to lend it 'forever'.

Just remember, no sentence fragments. And never, never, ever, ever use repetitive redundancy.

Oh, I see.
Why are you talking about it then?

 

[Bodian]

I don't know, I haven't seen the film

Rule 1. You don't talk about fight club.

In the second joke, the person lending the movie doesn't want to lend it 'forever'.

Just remember, no sentence fragments. And never, never, ever, ever use repetitive redundancy.

Don't worry Coldeanseagull, you're not the only one that was puzzled and hampered by never having see the film. Thank goodness HWT has explained it for us!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don't worry Coldeanseagull, you're not the only one that was puzzled and hampered by never having see the film. Thank goodness HWT has explained it for us!

I was beaten to it but hadn't bothered to read the thread properly.

Anyway, how do you keep a twit in suspense?

 

[Stat Brother]

Most definitely haunted.

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[AmexRuislip]

Rule 1. You don't talk about fight club.

In the second joke, the person lending the movie doesn't want to lend it 'forever'.

Just remember, no sentence fragments. And never, never, ever, ever use repetitive redundancy.

Tough crowd tonight

 

[sydney]

The first rule of fight club is….?

don't use the soap.

 

[sydney]

I was beaten to it but hadn't bothered to read the thread properly.

Anyway, how do you keep a twit in suspense?

you're going to tell us aren't you.....

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

Standards really are slipping around here, call this a Joke du Jour Thread?

30+ posts and no one pointing out that technically the OP has broken copyright law by lending someone a DVD. Also a DVD? Get with the times Grandad, it should at least be a Blu Ray now, or to really bring the joke up to date -

My friend said to me, "Thanks for giving me your Netflix login so I could stream Fight Club"

I replied, "Don't mention it."