Got something to say or just want fewer pesky ads? Join us... 😊
[Humour] Joke du Jour
- Thread starter Tony Towner's Fridge
- Start date
I was upset at the owner of a Chinese restaurant because I didn't like the taste of his egg rolls. At the end of our conversation I said I bet you don't even know how to spell "wonton" backwards. He yelled back at me "Not Now!!!"
Dorset Seagull
Once Dolphin, Now Seagull
Bloke went to the doctors because he couldnt stop farting. Doctor asked him to undress and bend over and then doctor got a long pole.
Bloke says “Youre not going to stick that up my arse are you?”
Doctor replies “No I’m going to open the window it stinks in here”
Bloke says “Youre not going to stick that up my arse are you?”
Doctor replies “No I’m going to open the window it stinks in here”
It sounds like he was probably busy. Perhaps make an appointment to discuss the matter with him at a mutually convenient time.
This has received less reaction than it warrants imo. Made me titter anyway.
One question though: if she wouldn’t let him go the bar, surely it would have been less dramatic to simply divorce her?
I don’t think people appreciate jokes about death. It’s normally quite a sombrero occasion.
schmunk
"Members"
[tweet]544238496475774976[/tweet]
half time scores
Well-known member
"Not Now" backwards is.....................I don't like explaining jokes but you honestly didn't understand that my whole post was a joke in the Joke du Jour thread?
https://wgnradio.com/john-williams/...-a-round-of-speed-jokes-part-cccxvii-2-14-22/
Last edited:
John Williams, Speed Jokes, WGN Radio Chicago
https://wgnradio.com/john-williams/...u-a-round-of-speed-jokes-part-cccxvi-2-10-22/
https://wgnradio.com/john-williams/...u-a-round-of-speed-jokes-part-cccxvi-2-10-22/
Well in fairness you did ask him to spell it backwards, and being a very busy man he probably didn't have time to spell out "N-O-T-N-O-W". Hence his somewhat brusque response to your, if I may say so, slightly stupid question.
I genuinely can't work out whether this is taking the general 'gentle joke questioning / deflating' theme of the Joke de Jour threads to a new level or not!
Me neither. Is this a cleverly-contrived double bluff from Albion my Albion, or has he/she just completely missed the point of JDJ?
GREASED WEASEL
New member
- Dec 10, 2017
- 2,893
Breaking News
A dyslexic terrorist has barricaded himself inside London Zoo
Police have confirmed that he has taken six ostriches
A dyslexic terrorist has barricaded himself inside London Zoo
Police have confirmed that he has taken six ostriches
Not "it" but "wonton." Now I've given ti.
Last edited:
I wanted to call my nearly born daughter something unual but my wife was totally against it. So I called her Bluff.
When the doctor said it was twins I called her Double Bluff.
Shropshire Seagull
Well-known member
Listen pal, when you are in bed with a bint like Alexa, you'd no need to wear anything [except protection]
My wife said "can't" at 8:57 and then she said "haven't" at 9:01 so I rushed her to the hospital.
Why did you do that?
Because her contractions were 4 minutes apart.
Why did you do that?
Because her contractions were 4 minutes apart.
Why did the chicken go to the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Why?
I don't know. He left before I could ask a questrian.
To get to the other slide.
Why did the horse cross the road?
Why?
I don't know. He left before I could ask a questrian.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry,
and want to stay that way
and want to stay that way