Joke d'annee

[Prince Monolulu]

Phil is not averse to some target practice too it appears.

 

[Diablo]

My distant memory informs me that double-top yields 40 points. Given that the OP has told us that the player threw two double-tops, and was on 80 points, does that mean darts rules that hitting a nun is worth 100 points?

Not at all..call was one nun dead and eighty.

 

[Diablo]

How do we know that it was a nun? It could have been a Muslim woman wearing a Hijab or Khimar. If it was the latter, it might have been murder; a deliberate hate crime. I bet the thrower did it on purpose.

we are told it is a nun. Don`t think a call of one Muslim woman dead and eighty would have the same affect.

 

[pasty]

Nun's can't be men FYI! PC gone mad!

Indeed. The male equivalent of a nun is often referred to as a monk or friar, which therefore renders the "joke" useless....

One monk dead and eighty / one friar dead and eighty

 

[DavidRyder]

Sounds like it was a nun in a hurry

 

[Pavilionaire]

I can just imagine Russ Bray growling out: "Sister Mary, you require...a blood transfusion".

 

[essbee]

Pavillionaire,

This is my joke area - find your own comedy patch my son

 

[fat old seagull]

I hope her sister does not make a habit of this

That was considerably funnier than the OPs ......really, really old joke, which originally named Eric Bristow as the murderer.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

You KNEW about this dart-wielding nun killer from THIRTY YEARS AGO and have done NOTHING to stop him?

Blood on your hands sir. Blood on your hands.

I know, I'm evil. I also don't stop rabbits eating a Cheese Toastie followed by a Ham Toastie. They die from Mixing-Me-Toasties and I do nothing to stop it. And that was something I heard around the same time as the nun.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Anyway, even if I had saved her, she would have died rolling down a hill being black/white/black/white or something. Or got a spear through her head so she couldn't go through a revolving door. Or become transsexual so she could be a transistor.

Walking disaster zone, these nuns.

 

[Blue3]

Due to the speed the dart travels, the dart player must have known she was there. Why throw the dart? Sounds like murder to me.

What evidance do you have that it was premeditated?

Without this then surely it would be either man slaughter or nun slaughter ........ taxi

 

[Diablo]

Nun of you seem to have a sense of humour

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Two double tops? Absolutely ridiculous. More believable if the thrower had hit one triple 20 and one single 20. That alone calls this story into question