[Albion] Joao Pedro Brazilian Maestro

[The Optimist]

Huge fan of us reacting to Wembley by signing him and Milner purely because they’re great penalty takers

We’re scored six in a row. That’s better than most teams do in a shootout.

 

[Eeyore]

I asked my mate Elton who is a Watford fan and he says he’s shitehouse

I asked my mate Elton if he was quick. He said 'He's like a rocket man'

 

[SeagullsoverLondon]

Not in Watford squad today. I wonder why not?

 

[Eric the meek]

and Bolivia and Guyana and Uruguay and Peru and Venezuela.

and Suriname.

 

[Bakero]

and Bolivia and Guyana and Uruguay and Peru and Venezuela.

And French Guiana and Suriname.

 

[Eric the meek]

And French Guiana and Suriname.

French Guiana isn't an independent country; it's part of France.

 

[Bakero]

French Guiana isn't an independent country; it's part of France.

They have their own national team though.

 

[atomised]

Not in Watford squad today. I wonder why not?

Wilder said it's been a funny week for him and didn't think it right to play him. Fab is saying unlikely to play for them again now

 

[Mancgull]

back onto subject, rather than the geography lesson, good to see him not being risked playing for Watford. Shows it’s a done deal

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

back onto subject, rather than the geography lesson, good to see him not being risked playing for Watford. Shows it’s a done deal

If we can't get distracted by questioning whether French Guinea has it's own national football team, what's the point of anything?
They do, but it's not recognised by FIFA, incidentally.

 

[Weststander]

Yeah, he chose THE right club.

 

[dazzer6666]

Not in Watford squad today. I wonder why not?

 

[edna krabappel]

I asked my mate Elton who is a Watford fan and he says he’s shitehouse

Don't go breaking my heart.

 

[B-right-on]

Good news if so. Last thing we need is for him to arrive injured. A full pre-season with the Italian magic man and he'll get used to the system ready for next season.

 

[heathgate]

and Bolivia and Guyana and Uruguay and Peru and Venezuela.

Don't forget Suriname....

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Seen him a few times. Not for me. will have to up his work-rate considerably to fit in.

 

[Hugo Rune]

My Watford mate says he's good in the air. There's some headed goals in his highlights reel. The negative is a tendency to hold onto the ball for too long when dribbling.

RDZ will sort that. He simply won’t get away with doing that in training. However, the player Newcastle signed instead of him had a rather successful dribble recently.

 

[Eric the meek]

I'm working on a song for Pedro.

It's a variation on the Motown classic 'Going loco down in Acapulco' by the Four Tops.

Going loco stopping Joao Pedro
If you stay too long
Yes, you'll be going loco stopping Joao Pedro
The magic down there is so strong.

(Accompanied by Motown dancing, with optional pointing to your lower body).

 

[Bakero]

Seen him a few times. Not for me. will have to up his work-rate considerably to fit in.

You should've mentioned this before we spunked 30 million spondoolies on him.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

You should've mentioned this before we spunked 30 million spondoolies on him.

If only they'd asked me ...