Jesus - good or bad idea?

[BN9 BHA]

How about 'mobile shit machine' that's all friggin dogs are.
Jeez if an alien came to earth and saw all these people cleaning up shite after a dog they would wonder who the superior species was.
Dogs? V
Bloody hate them.

We are coming for you

 

[A mex eyecan]

Oh woof woof

 

[Tarpon]

Thought a picture may assist. Jesus what have you done!

On reflection, ignore my earlier suggestions, he looks like a 'Roscoe' to me.

 

[A mex eyecan]

Mobile Shit Machine. Now that's a name I would enjoy hearing being shouted across a foggy Preston Park of a winters morn.

You cou
D shorten it to Moshimash I suppose.

Or how about 'squelch , what the f's that on my shoe now?'

 

[symyjym]

He looks like an Ian to me.

 

[symyjym]

Depends on whether you mind looking like a total twonk when you are in the park and starting shouting, "Jesus come"!

Or if you lose him and you have to ask people if they can help you find Jesus

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

How about "Palace are shit" I'd be proud to scream that around Blakers Park as he tried to shag someone's leg...

"Stop it Palace are Shit...stop ****ing that blokes leg Palace are Shit...will you get off him Palace are Shit"

 

[Phat Baz 68]

Thought a picture may assist. Jesus what have you done!

He looks like a Harley or Harvey type !!!gorgeous little boy

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Rudolph

 

[Horses Arse]

Kazenga is looking favorite at present. Did get drawn to Harley but the useless ginger **** that used to be put me right off. Kaz has a good ring to it I reckon, and will be very speedy too. Probably.less trouble than Jesus....

Only 2.5 weeks till we pick the little bundle up. Can't wait.

 

[ellisbhastroud]

kaz, bruno, oscar, calde, elabd, bridders, crofty, buckers, leo, ash, brez, leroy?

 

[Mackenzie]

He looks like a Gary to me.....

 

[Ludensian Gull]

Looks like my dog when he was little.