It's so hot...

[carteater]

Ditch the Duvet?

I was sleeping on the duvet, not in it.

 

[maltaseagull]

Underneath my bed i have a vast drawer in which i keep a fresh and chilled cadaver. On such a night i drag whichever one is in there, provided, i have to say thankfully, by my butler, Bosley, and hold that fingerprintless recently deceased, usually female, body to obviously help me feel necessarily cooled, but also to feel the influence of their last living dream, stored somewhere in their deteriorating hippocampus, into mine. I learn so much of another world and all its emotional secrets, whilst of course staying perfectly fresh and unawoken by fiendish temperatures so that the next morning, with Bosley ever by my side, i get to plan my next unjust act against my lifelong enemy, Marks and Spencer and their agonisingly dreary "fashion" range.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx6lTzp4xAY&feature=kp

 

[maltaseagull]

I repeat - ditch the duvet and sleep on the sheet!

 

[Superphil]

http://youtu.be/LqceIVHHhcY

 

[Bakero]

Man up. It was 43 degrees over here the other day and I was moving house. That was hot.

 

[Notters]

Man up. It was 43 degrees over here the other day and I was moving house. That was hot.

Hope it's a little cooler next week!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Move North

 

[Bakero]

Hope it's a little cooler next week!

In general it's been alright so far. Obviously still hot, but much milder than the average summer.

 

[Notters]

In general it's been alright so far. Obviously still hot, but much milder than the average summer.

Can't wait tbh. Sounds like it's going to be a bit of a wash out here :-/

 

[BrightonBiatch]

lay naked on just a cotton sheet, open all bedroom windows, wrap wrists in cold flannels or ideally sweat bands that have been under cold tap and placed in freezer for 10 mins your body temp will drop your not feel so sticky clammy and maybe get to sleep....

OR go to chemist buy a bottle of MAN THE **** UP !!! deal with it as in 6 months your be posting a thread about how bloody cold you are !! xx

 

[dougdeep]

Pop your balls out of your boxers. Whichever side suits you best. Honestly, knocks at least 5 degrees off.

Sleeping in boxers? Yuck!

 

[looney]

Buy a couple of plastic bottles of water and freeze them.

Place in empty bowls in your bedroom.

Close your bedroom windows and door.

 

[nicko31]

Next 2 weeks summer will disappear, forget the balmy nights

 

[The Birdman]

Ditch the Albion Oneise