JamesAndTheGiantHead
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"There's nuffin to do around here, let's go and torch the community centre". Kappa (lately Tasha, for legal reasons) Slapper.
"USS Enterprise crew members, if you have never before appeared in an episode and Captain Kirk orders you to "beam down" to an alien planet with him and the other well known cast members it is best to refuse. If you do you will be killed."
Fun sized mars bars make ideal normal-sized Mars bars for dwarfs
Pretend you've reached the 'Eliminator' stage on Gladiators by running the wrong way up an escalator in Marks & Spencer
Dyslexics. Try deliberately spelling words wrongly.This way at least you have a chance of spelling them correctly.
Normal sized Mars bars make great fun sized Mars Bars for Giants!!
Beer bottle tops make great lifeboats for flies!
Motorists; Don't waste money on air-conditioning; just buy a car that's been involved in a fatal road traffic accident and the ghosts will keep you cool.
I sent them an idea for a new character a few years ago - 'Tourhett Butler - the swearing manservant'. They did use it for a one-off cartoon (and they even paid me) but it had loads more mileage in it, imho.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a f****** c****** etc..etc..damn! "