Internet dating.....My story, a while ago

[daveinprague]

I did it in Germany.... got a mail from a Kenyan girl...to meet at Darmstadt railway station.... as im standing there, I see two black women walking towards station doors....one that was huge, and one that was very doable.....guess which....

Yay...god was good to me for once, and was with her until I left Germany to come here...she was in middle of her nurse training, so we ended up drifting apart, but sometimes it does turn out alright...one of the funniest girls ive ever met as well...
I came home one night from work and she was on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor wearing a thong and high heels.... gets up, walks past whispering...I thought id bring sexy back to cleaning... a really cool girl....

 

[SK1NT]

I did it in Germany.... got a mail from a Kenyan girl...to meet at Darmstadt railway station.... as im standing there, I see two black women walking towards station doors....one that was huge, and one that was very doable.....guess which....

Yay...god was good to me for once, and was with her until I left Germany to come here...she was in middle of her nurse training, so we ended up drifting apart, but sometimes it does turn out alright...one of the funniest girls ive ever met as well...
I came home one night from work and she was on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor wearing a thong and high heels.... gets up, walks past whispering...I thought id bring sexy back to cleaning... a really cool girl....

Love my misses to be on her hands and knees scrubbing the floor in her heels and skimpy undies

 

[imissworthing2]

Is that a negative critique?

Na, it was alright, had to be, I would've given up way before the end otherwise.


I was waiting for the last paragraph to pull it all together, maybe a picture of a fab bird in a palace top but alas I am none the wiser.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

The photographer in my humble opinion deserves the Noble Peace prize for his services to Science.

Smoke Granade

Absolutely cracked up at this line. Excellent work.

 

[smoke grenade]

why is my story been put in the bin?

:-/

 

[magoo]

why is my story been put in the bin?

:-/

No idea, one of the best threads on here in ages!

 

[Kazenga <3]

why is my story been put in the bin?

:-/

This isn't the bin. This is the land of team c/r where old moo head is God and is worshipped by those ITK and served by his faithful steward [MENTION=19735]Newshound[/MENTION]

 

[seagullondon]

This isn't the bin. This is the land of team c/r where old moo head is God and is worshipped by those ITK and served by his faithful steward [MENTION=19735]Newshound[/MENTION]

some **** is giving [MENTION=22783]eBayhound[/MENTION] some abuse on the main board too

 

[Kazenga <3]

some **** is giving [MENTION=22783]eBayhound[/MENTION] some abuse on the main board too

Just laid into him, what a CJTC of the highest order

 

[swizzer2012]

Nice story. Interesting and some parts are quite funny.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Well I found that very funny... thanks for sharing!