[Sussex] Interesting Friday Evening Story

[Doonhamer7]

So beautiful day, we decided to go with friends to Shoreham Harbour beach this evening - didn’t expect to have entertainment. It wasn’t that busy but a few families doing the same as us, having bbq, kids in harbour with paddle boards etc. anyway 50yds down the beach from us a couple (in 40s at least) start to get amorous and next thing you know he is on top shagging away. Morals - do you go and say something or not as there are kids around. At same time D7jr videos it and posts it on social media. After they’ve done the deed, the sit for 10mins then get up to walk / stagger / fall over several times as they make there way to the road, took 5 attempts to get up 6 steps to the road - so well pissed, high or both. Nearly get run over on the road, then get into their car, reverse into the car behind and the drives off towards Brighton with windscreen wipers going etc. before I could get up and say something, my friend calls the Polis so hopefully they’ve been caught before they knock someone down. Felt I should have intervened earlier but as chatting with others on beach afterwards - who knows what would have happened.

 

[Eeyore]

'videos it and posts it on social media'

And keeps returning to see how many 'likes' it gets.

Strange generation we have.

The amount of times there's an 'incident' and folk do that. Odd world.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

So beautiful day, we decided to go with friends to Shoreham Harbour beach this evening - didn’t expect to have entertainment. It wasn’t that busy but a few families doing the same as us, having bbq, kids in harbour with paddle boards etc. anyway 50yds down the beach from us a couple (in 40s at least) start to get amorous and next thing you know he is on top shagging away. Morals - do you go and say something or not as there are kids around. At same time D7jr videos it and posts it on social media. After they’ve done the deed, the sit for 10mins then get up to walk / stagger / fall over several times as they make there way to the road, took 5 attempts to get up 6 steps to the road - so well pissed, high or both. Nearly get run over on the road, then get into their car, reverse into the car behind and the drives off towards Brighton with windscreen wipers going etc. before I could get up and say something, my friend calls the Polis so hopefully they’ve been caught before they knock someone down. Felt I should have intervened earlier but as chatting with others on beach afterwards - who knows what would have happened.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Sorry. I feel pretty rough this morning, if that’s any consolation.

Hang on, there’s someone at the door.

 

[Icy Gull]

Isn’t this a daily occurrence somewhere on Brighton beach in the summer?

 

[GrizzlingGammon]

Or the video.

 

[Stat Brother]

Chances are they would have only run over a cyclist or two so no harm no foul.

 

[BN9 BHA]

'videos it and posts it on social media'

And keeps returning to see how many 'likes' it gets.

Strange generation we have.

The amount of times there's an 'incident' and folk do that. Odd world.

Hopefully also got a video of the car number plate and the dangerous driving.

 

[The Clamp]

So beautiful day, we decided to go with friends to Shoreham Harbour beach this evening - didn’t expect to have entertainment. It wasn’t that busy but a few families doing the same as us, having bbq, kids in harbour with paddle boards etc. anyway 50yds down the beach from us a couple (in 40s at least) start to get amorous and next thing you know he is on top shagging away. Morals - do you go and say something or not as there are kids around. At same time D7jr videos it and posts it on social media. After they’ve done the deed, the sit for 10mins then get up to walk / stagger / fall over several times as they make there way to the road, took 5 attempts to get up 6 steps to the road - so well pissed, high or both. Nearly get run over on the road, then get into their car, reverse into the car behind and the drives off towards Brighton with windscreen wipers going etc. before I could get up and say something, my friend calls the Polis so hopefully they’ve been caught before they knock someone down. Felt I should have intervened earlier but as chatting with others on beach afterwards - who knows what would have happened.

I’d intervene immediately. Not having that.

I presume you mean Kingston beach? That’s a family area. Not on at all.

 

[Doonhamer7]

Hopefully also got a video of the car number plate and the dangerous driving.

Did get picture of car - police didn’t want it

 

[BN9 BHA]

Did get picture of car - police didn’t want it

Tell them he drove very close to a cyclist, they will be interested then

 

[LamieRobertson]

BBQ’s on the beach ..hope people cleared up their mess

 

[Mr Bridger]

I’d intervene immediately. Not having that.

What, in a ‘let other people have a go’ kinda way whilst undoing your belt

 

[maltaseagull]

Sorry. I feel pretty rough this morning, if that’s any consolation.

Hang on, there’s someone at the door.

I do miss Enrest's posts

 

[The Clamp]

What, in a ‘let other people have a go’ kinda way whilst undoing your belt

Hah! Yep. Why should she have all the fun.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Did get picture of car - police didn’t want it

Like them, it was probably an old banger.

 

[World of Sport]

BBQ...... when one sausage just isn't enough

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Isn’t this a daily occurrence somewhere on Brighton beach in the summer?

I concur ....

Despite returning several times to try and find it, back in the hot summer of '76 I lost my virginity on Brighton beach, somewhere between the piers, after a Saturday night at the "Rev" ....

But it was after midnight, so no "kids" around, it was dark and we were both pi$$ed - so it was ok? Yeah?

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Did get picture of car - police didn’t want it

The trouble with drawing a picture is that the crayoning can be a bit messy. I hope the police were polite in declining your offer.

 

[um bongo molongo]

Did get picture of car - police didn’t want it

Tell them one of them used the wrong pronoun to address you, then they’ll follow it up