I'm suddenly popular at work because ......

[GoldWithFalmer]

"How was your weekend" they ask
"Amazing" I say, " I started the weekend supporting a championship team and ended it supporting a premier league one"
"Oh yeah" they say, "I was thinking about getting a season ticket for the next season"

In reality we could have swelled to 35-40,000 for the odd occasion next season,yet they would all soon disappear if we suffered relegation,best off without them..

 

[Leighgull]

I worked in Croydon for 15 months and didn't meet a single Palace fan in the office

You should have looked round the bins or in the Kharzi.