[Misc] If You Could Compare Each Premier League Team To A Sandwich- What Would It Be ?

[Eeyore]

Sheffield United- Definitely got a bit of a pickle in it

 

[KZNSeagull]

All of them except us: Shit sandwich

 

[Titanic]

Palace.... a small club sandwich.

 

[keaton]

Us - egg mayo.
Despite cheap and unrated ingredients, with some care taken over it proves to be one of the finest sandwiches available

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Man Utd - Prawn sandwich

 

[Hamilton]

Newcastle United. A Sand-wich with a nasty after taste.

 

[Hamilton]

Everton.

Sandwich with margarine and cheap brown sugar.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Sheffield United- Definitely got a bit of a pickle in it

Surely it would have to have some Hendo's in it?
Some sort of cheese toasty maybe.

 

[Justice]

Spurs, Salt beef which in my mind is basically corned beef, rank.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Man Utd - Prawn sandwich

That's been sat in a warm room by the window all day.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

All of them except us: Shit sandwich

I like your style.

 

[Baldrick]

Spurs - crumbly hard cheese toasted sandwich

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

Arenal - Doner kebab pot noodle in a sandwich
Aston Villa - Faggot and a pinch of pepper sandwich
Brentford - Honey sandwich
Bournemouth - Knobs
Brighton - whatever the feck we want sandwich
Burnley - Lard sandwich
Chelsea - Stroganoff & Marmite Sandwich
Crystal Palace - The Ultra BLT sandwich (Bile, Limpet, Tongue)
Everton - Toffee and Carrot sandwich
Fulham - Cottage pie sandwich
Liverpool - Liver pate sandwich with lashings of spit
Luton - EDL sandwich (Eggs, Duck, Lettice)
Man City - Lancashire hot pot and rocket sandwich
Man Utd - Humble pie sandwich
Newcastle - Brown Ale sandwich
N- Forest - HP sauce sandwich
Sheffield Utd - Bread and Dripping sandwich
Tottenham - Pork Scratching's sandwich
West Ham - jellied Eel sandwich
Wolves - Dirt sandwich

 

[Guinness Boy]

Beginning to think we're a Marmite sandwich, at least in the minds of other fans.

Man City would be a steak sandwich made with Salt Bae's gold leaf meat. Hideously expensive but quality ingredients, fawned over by coaches and footballers, yet tacky, ostentatious and dubiously acquired

 

[Guinness Boy]

Fulham would have to be a roll and Villa a Sub.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Bournemouth - Knobs

Luton - EDL sandwich (Eggs, Duck, Lettice)

Genius, these two

 

[Acker79]

I don't know how youtube playlists link here, but there a channel that did a bunch of short videos making the sandwiches of uk towns and cities (essentially random sandwiches while making snarky comments about each city).

 

[A1X]

Bacon
Ham
And
f***ing
Cheese

 

[dazzer6666]

Palace aren't a sandwich yet. They've ordered a lovely sourdough loaf (they have pictures of it and everything) but it hasn't turned up yet.

 

[sydney]

we were egg and lettuce the other night , hoping for a lamb shank and chilli v the mongs....goodnight.