If I were a rich man...

[Gafones]

Pay day this month found me with a mere £2 and a few coppers in my pocket but times will get better so I got to thinking... If I were a rich man, now the Bloomster's sorted out Brighton, maybe I could buy Palace lock, stock and barrel. There would be changes afoot naturally. I would have to reverse Allison's work of the 70's and change their nickname back to the "Pikeys". I cannot decide whether to keep Selhurst Park or sell it to Tesco/Toys R Us and make them play at Charlton or Millwall. If I kept the ground, obviously the Homesdale End would become the Eric Cantona Stand but I would need a new name for the ground and I just cannot think of what strip I would make them play in. Any ideas?

 

[xenophon]

Keep your £2, I'll double it and we can buy Palace and still have enough for a bag of crisps each on the way home

 

[Icy Gull]

I'd just leave them as they are, the wheels are coming off without you spending any of your money on helping their demise. Just be patient

 

[Billy the Fish]

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

 

[edna krabappel]

You could turn this idea into a computer game...call it, say, Football Tycoon...then sit back & enjoy as you ruin Palace.

Or just buy the real club for a fiver, sell the few remaining decent players for your own personal profit, fire Warnock and replace him with a managerial dream team of John Barnes & Tony Adams

 

[BensGrandad]

It looks like David Sullivan is going to buy them if he cant get West Ham cheap.

 

[Braders]

You could turn this idea into a computer game...call it, say, Football Tycoon...then sit back & enjoy as you ruin Palace.

Or just buy the real club for a fiver, sell the few remaining decent players for your own personal profit, fire Warnock and replace him with a managerial dream team of John Barnes & Tony Adams

with Dennis Wise as coach and Graham Rix in charge of the youth team ...

 

[hopper_182]

I just cannot think of what strip I would make them play in. Any ideas?

Their kit is f***ing crap anyway.

May i suggest the ASBO stand?