I shagged my mates mum last night !

[chucky1973]

would you go back for more? IF you would f*** the guilt.

Take her to Shoreham Beach next time....noone ever goes there for that sort of thing, you be all on your own.

 

[Gullys Cats]

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Jesus Christ. If true... No don't tell him! No good can ever come out of this!... Except another shag with his mum lol!

 

[Danny-Boy]

It all started when I went round my mates house last night, we started having a few beers and my mates mum joined us.

I moved around behind her and gave it a bit of the old "bump & grind" and next thing I know, I've got her bent over the sofa ! #highfive
Anyway I legged it before anyone else got up, but now I'm racked with guilt because, although she well fit and that, she still my mates mum.
Do I tell him ?

Was this session in the ermm..executive's box, or in as they say the tradesman's seats?

 

[Ali_rrr]

I'm sure he'll be over the moon when he hears this.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

It all started when I went round my mates house last night, we started having a few beers and my mates mum joined us.
Anyway by about half past one we're all pissed up and that, and we're dancing around the front room to a bit of dubstep and one by one my mates all fell asleep so it's just me and my mates old girl, she's a fit old bird and I've always secretly wanted to get hold of it and with her old man out on the lash on a stag night I thought I 'd try me luck.
I moved around behind her and gave it a bit of the old "bump & grind" and next thing I know, I've got her bent over the sofa ! #highfive
Anyway I legged it before anyone else got up, but now I'm racked with guilt because, although she well fit and that, she still my mates mum.
Do I tell him ?

If you don`t tell him you might get another go on her next weekend,i think she`s got another old bird going round to make the numbers up

 

[wehatepalace]

Woooooosh ! A few people may like to read the other thread !!

 

[Rugrat]

Aaaah now I get it!

You do know [MENTION=23503]smoke grenade[/MENTION] was there on Wednesday I assume?

 

[Beach Hut]

This is all very bad for Shoreham residents.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Woooooosh ! A few people may like to read the other thread !!

What other thread

 

[Vegas Seagull]

would you go back for more? IF you would f*** the guilt.

Take her to Shoreham Beach next time....noone ever goes there for that sort of thing, you be all on your
own.

You've clearly never met the B&B owner or noted the significant number of houses with Pampas Grass (think opposite of a no entry sign) in their front gardens

 

[Lady Gull]

You've clearly never met the B&B owner or noted the significant number of houses with Pampas Grass (think opposite of a no entry sign) in their front gardens

LOLOL is that true about the pampass grass - Ive heard that loads of times!!!

 

[kevtherev]

I would keep my mouth shut. If you told him, you could lose a mate, split up his mum's marridge, get the f*** kicked out of you by her old man. But most importantly, probably f*** any chance up of shagging her again!!!!

 

[wehatepalace]

What other thread

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?232275-Oh-my-days

 

[nevergoagain]

A fair old catch you've reeled in there whp. Bravo.

 

[Brighton1]

Sluts

It all started when I went round my mates house last night, we started having a few beers and my mates mum joined us.
Anyway by about half past one we're all pissed up and that, and we're dancing around the front room to a bit of dubstep and one by one my mates all fell asleep so it's just me and my mates old girl, she's a fit old bird and I've always secretly wanted to get hold of it and with her old man out on the lash on a stag night I thought I 'd try me luck.
I moved around behind her and gave it a bit of the old "bump & grind" and next thing I know, I've got her bent over the sofa ! #highfive
Anyway I legged it before anyone else got up, but now I'm racked with guilt because, although she well fit and that, she still my mates mum.
Do I tell him ? No, she obviously wanted it! I bet she has been unfaithful before and if it wasn't you servicing her someone else probably would have done....Me and my mates have a saying "they are all sluts - NO EXCEPTIONS" and that is right most of the time!!!

No, she obviously wanted it! I bet she has been unfaithful before and if it wasn't you servicing her someone else probably would have done....Me and my mates have a saying "they are all sluts - NO EXCEPTIONS" and that is right most of the time!!!

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

Ohhh I get it.. just seen the other thread.

 

[oldalbiongirl]

 

[Garage_Doors]

http://www.northstandchat.com/showthread.php?232275-Oh-my-days

Thank you, the light has come on now

 

[terryberry1]

lady gull?

lady gull was getting pissed with her son's mates lastnight so it would make sense