i just managed to paper cut my penis

[Bry Nylon]

I have this surreal vision of a willy gently encased on some sort of basketwork.

can be there in under an hour.


*accepts 1 week ban like a man*

 

[1066gull]

See you next week Bry

Good work old man there Bracknell.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Have you actually READ Bry's post Audrey?


Have basketwork, can travel. Now that's not an offer you get every day!

 

[Juan Albion]

i am pretty much naked at present i must admit, and i just managed to PAPER CUT the main trunk of my penis

f***ing hurts aswell

I know someone who does a nice Bar Mitzvah if you need one.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Pubic hair cuts

 

[Minghawk]

mate of mine got the top of his 'trunk' cut by an over excited girl giving him a nosh.

ended up having to be circumcised because every time he got a boner it would open the wound up again.

now don't worry tommy boy, I'm SURE this won't happen to you tho'

 

[El Presidente]

One of the lads I played cricket with managed to get the (female) opposition scorer to blow him after a match, but she left teeth marks in his knob and his fiveskin was bleeding. His wife KILLED him when he returned home as she did not believe his story that it had happened during the match.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I'm interested in Roz's 'basketwork' idea. I quite like the idea of gazing down at my little fella swaddled up and asleep in a tiny Moses basket.




(Should I have used the words little and tiny ?)

 

[227 BHA]

i am pretty much naked at present i must admit, and i just managed to PAPER CUT the main trunk of my penis

f***ing hurts aswell

The main trunk?

How many other trunks does your's have - the mind boggles

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Re: Re: i just managed to paper cut my penis

The main trunk?

How many other trunks does your's have - the mind boggles

I was wondering that. Has he got little extra trunks growing out like little arms and legs.?









BURN THE FREAK....

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Good work Thomas, that's quite an achivement!

 

[tedebear]

I think a little trunk warmer similar to the tyre warmers in F1 would suffice, I fear a stray piece of wicker from the basket could cause further damage?