How to punish?

[Dunk]

Upon marking some of my year 9 maths books, I came upon this, for want of a better word, graffiti. Not sure what got into the lad but clearly some kind of severe and decisive punishment is needed.

Any suggestions?

 

[upthealbion1970]

 

[Mackenzie]

Life has been cruel enough for the poor little bugger.......give him a break I'd say.

 

[Sussax]

Abuse wouldn't do much good, considering he's been raise around it, and you'll get fired.

 

[Nibble]

Definately break up with him.

 

[lawros left foot]

Make him live in Croydon

 

[Sussax]

Make him live in Croydon

Bit harsh, he wrote a song, doesn't need capital punishment.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

He's a visionary lyricist. I expect that he's one of your brighter pupils, and clearly has a future as a songwriter?

 

[Marc1901]

After school detention for a week should sort that problem out.

 

[seagullondon]

Could you ask him to write a song for our new striker for us to sing when he scores against Palace in March.

 

[supaseagull]

It's clearly a fake. No 14 year old palace fans are able to string two words together let alone a sheet of rhyme.

 

[Philzo-93]

Give him a detention for a legitimate reasons (preferably during lunch) and as punishment he has to give you 50 reasons why the Albion are so much more superior than Palace.

That should do the trick and shouldn't be a problem. 50 is an easy number

 

[nwgull]

Year funking 9?! My 6 year old niece has better handwriting than that 6 fingered freak.

 

[Lush]

Cut something off for each missed apostrophe in Verse 2

 

[StonehamPark]

Power hose.

 

[catfish]

Chemical castration.

 

[dingodan]

Punch him in the face, but make sure you run away really fast so nobody knows it was you.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Year funking 9?! My 6 year old niece has better handwriting than that 6 fingered freak.

To be fair, I know several people my age (18) with much worse handwriting than that.

 

[tomfitz12]

300 yard windmill punch run up should do the trick nicely

 

[Buzzer]

Maybe it's just me but I like that little kids write about wanting to beat us rather than Man U or Liverpool. He's a proper fan and no mistake. The handwriting is appalling for a 14 year old though. To be expected, I suppose.