How quickly can a thread reach NSC's dreaded second page?

[Bakesy]

Count Dracula is on the pull in London.
He spends the night drinking
> Bloody Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's

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> He is heading for home, wandering around Covent Garden sometime
> before sunrise. Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks
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> Mmmm, he thinks What's going on here. A few yards further on
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> Smacked on the back of the head again!
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> He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. Again he looks down and
> there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground.
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> How odd!!
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> back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing.
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> getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there is a cocktail
> sausage lying on the ground.
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> He stands and peers into the darkness of the night. Nothing. He
> walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on the shoulder.

> With a
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> his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he can.
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> He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching
> his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with
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> cheese and a pickle. On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young
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> "Buffet, The Vampire Slayer."

 

[Silent Bob]

You know, you're all ruining a very serious scientific experiment here.

What began as a genuine attempt to beat E-Block Ernie's record has now been turned into an extremely silly NSC version of keepy-uppy.

More embarrassingly, it has outlasted - by several country miles - any thread I've ever created in the past on serious, worthy topics.

Please, I beg you all to stop.

Ok.

 

[Caveman]

- That joke bakesy?

 

[Caveman]

Knock Knock?

 

[Silent Bob]

Who's there?>

 

[Redhead]

too slow

 

[Hunting 784561]

 

[Bakesy]

 

[1066gull]

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

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[Crisp]

 

[Caveman]

too slow

Too slow who?

 

[Caveman]

Mmmmmm - How would you spell mmmm?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

or ooooooo

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

or vvvvvv

 

[Dandyman]

is this still going on ?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

yes - yid army

 

[Silent Bob]

B-E-N-D-E-R
Beeeeeeeeeeenddderrrr
Give me a B
E
N
Deeeeeaaaaeeaay

etc

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

oh so near

 

[Silent Bob]