How quickly can a thread reach NSC's dreaded second page?

[Bakesy]

Two "ladies" were having lunch together and discussing the merits of

Cosmetic Surgery.



The first lady said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job done."



The second lady said, "Oh that's nothing! I'm thinking of having my arsehole bleached!"



To which the first lady replies, "Wow... I just can't picture your

husband as a blonde."

 

[Bakesy]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgery.

As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Cuddles has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?

"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead", he replied.

"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.
As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."
Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "£150!", she cried, "£150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20, but what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan ..."

 

[dougdeep]

Fixtures.

 

[Trufflehound]

Fixtures.

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&postid=1234808#post1234808

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Anyone know where I can get GOSBTS for a Nokia 3210?

 

[Caveman]

 

[dougdeep]

Are we fed up with this now?

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Yes.

I don't know why people still post on it.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I can't believe this is 57th in the all time most replied to threads!

People need to get a life.

 

[Woodchip]

Are we fed up with this now?

Must be. I found it half way down page 2.

 

[dougdeep]

Thread closed.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

SPAM

 

[rool]

I can't believe this is still going

 

[dougdeep]

It isn't.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

I'm glad to see people have stopped posting on this.

 

[Simster]

The very last thread on the page.

 

[Woodchip]

The very last thread on the page.

It's a sad, sad moment.

 

[Caveman]

 

[Caveman]

Some more bouncy bouncy...

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I can't believe this is still going

nor me