How not to cut your hair

[Heffle Gull]

From todays Argus

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1472454.0.woman_knocked_unconscious_in_freak_accident.php

I know I shouldn't but

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

dont get your mum to do it after she has had lazy eye treatment and ''cant see a thing'' scissors being stabbed iton your head HURTS

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

don't let your mate know where you keep your hair clippers and then get drunk and fall asleep. i currently have a 0.5 all over

i got my own back on him the next day, what a weekend

 

[magoo]

she was just talking on SCR. how the dj kept a straight face i'll never know! she runs some bloody HEN sanctuary called HEN HEAVEN in yes, HENfield http://www.henheaven.org/index.htm and all you could hear behind her droning on were the constant, lame clucking of HENS that sounded like they needed putting out of their misery!

i was PISSING myself.