How many SCUM fans have you dissed this week?

[brighton2win]

ripped the piss outta about 7 palace fans

 

[m20gull]

Sent all four in our office the webpage of Dowie celebrating from Tuesday night. I only got sworn at twice!

 

[Emily's Mum]

My son, a Barnsley fan, has been taking the mick out of his palace-supporting english teacher all week. That's my boy

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I have not seen any in Crawley, they have all appeared to have gone into hiding, anyway I am coming to custard pie AJLM, I know where u live mate.

Do you? How the f*** would you know that?

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

At College in History.

Oh, and coming off a ride in Thorpe Park, spotted a Palace jacket and couldn't resist a rendition of "we beat the scum one nil!". He was speechless

You are such a naughty boy WW :safeway2:

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

and if he's still smiling then just lay it on a bit thick

I always smile Yorkie i am a Palace fan

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I've confined myself to a few gentle e-mails to an old mate of mine who is a founder member of the CPFC BBS.

I started it on Monday:-
"May I wish you all the worst of luck for tomorrow evening"

He replied:-
"And so far as tomorrow's concerned, luck isn't in it, my dear friend! The result is, I'm afraid, a foregone conclusion. We may not get five, but we will get more than you guys. Right. Now I've said that, in writing, it will go horribly wrong. It always does when I make a prediction......"

And by Wednesday:-
"Jesus!
What did I tell you?
I'm a bloody liability to that club sometimes.............
A"

 

[sir danny cullip]

Just got in from a party with 2 palace fans there who weren't at all happyy...my heart bleeds

 

[Gullet]

I work at the Royal Alexander childrens hospital and a member of the operating staff is a lifelong Palace fan, and since I started work there in March she has given me so much grief about them beating us 5-0. But I was just biding my time, and then it came!!!
So yesterday I went in and decorated her moped in blue and white baloons and then covered her locker with pictures from that great night (most of them off here) and added some sarcastic comments just to finish off.
Aahh, revenge is so sweet.

 

[clapham_gull]

I work at the Royal Alexander childrens hospital and a member of the operating staff is a lifelong Palace fan, and since I started work there in March she has given me so much grief about them beating us 5-0. But I was just biding my time, and then it came!!!
So yesterday I went in and decorated her moped in blue and white baloons and then covered her locker with pictures from that great night (most of them off here) and added some sarcastic comments just to finish off.
Aahh, revenge is so sweet.

Its been very easy for me - just emailing that picture of me and my brother.

Nice

 

[Strike]

Do you? How the f*** would you know that?

Second thoughts I won't bother just run short of a ingrediant, to make a classic custard pie.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

4 of my colleagues have returned to their desks to find the picture of Churchill confirming Palace's humiliation waiting for them.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Two, one of my best mates who has had no end of text messages and phone calls and a work colleague who will come back to work on monday with pics of McShane goal posted all over his desk!

 

[O Lads]

Two, one of my best mates who has had no end of text messages and phone calls and a work colleague who will come back to work on monday with pics of McShane goal posted all over his desk!