[Misc] How lovers part.....?

[DJ NOBO]

When presented with a situation such as this the only thing to do is think ‘what would Super Hans from Peep Show do?’

That my friend is some gold plated life advice.

Suck and **** , presumably. Which the OP is no longer allowed to do.

 

[CheeseRolls]

Beckon her down a quite alleyway.

5 minute job.

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[Marshy]

Be friendly and polite and make time to say hello, she’s probably feeling just as awkward.

Keep smiling.

I have no doubt she is feeling a lot worse given she didnt end it.

 

[Tokyohands]

Called it a day yesterday / today with a lovely and beautiful lady, after a year. She's married and living with him in separate rooms these days

I had to re-read that as first thought of mine was 'bloody hell she moves on quickly' which is exactly what you should do.

 

[Frankie]

Time to move on to better things Mr Pickles , you were always in the no win situation from the start , now you know the final result you must steel yourself and prepare for whatever comes next .

Time has a way of sorting things out no amount of words can explain , you're a lovely chap and a sensitive soul , a deadly combination in matters of the heart , I hope you find happiness in companionship and when you do don't forget to organise a Poker BBQ night around Tim's and we'll all get back together and just for a few hours forget the past and look forward to a brighter future , plus its a excellent opportunity to relieve Tay of his White five pound notes x

 

[banjo]

I don’t suppose your first name is Branston by any chance

 

[Super Steve Earle]

I don’t suppose your first name is Branston by any chance

Well his user name is Pickles, so can't help thinking a few whooshes

 

[Wardy's twin]

Well his user name is Pickles, so can't help thinking a few whooshes

NSC's version of 'would i lie to you'... well i vote lie....

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

I had this happen to me once. I almost bumped into an ex in a supermarket. She obviously spotted me as she put her umbrella up and hid behind it. Inside the shop.

 

[Questions]

I know Pickles he is one of my best friends and I shall tell you how he got the nickname. He was bet he would wouldn’t put his penis into an extra hot chilli pickle sauce jar for 10 minutes.

 

[Taybha]

Sausages X<<<<<>>>>>X

 

[DavePage]

I have loved you for years, but enough is enough, I can’t stand potter ball. I’m out of here.


Erm, is anybody here? I’m sorry, I was wrong.
When out with Palace and Pompey a couple of times, but we didn’t do anything.
Please can I come back, you really don’t know how good we are until you walk away.


No sod off, we have put up with your bed wetting, then constant whining. Next season I will have 30000+ in my home, so I’m ok thanks.
Oh I have resold your season ticket.btw
Get on the back of the line if you want, but you have been unfaithful once! Bye