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Thrifty non-licker
Fair point, athough I fear you might be surprised.
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[Albion] "Here to Help" assistant
- Thread starter Bozza
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Fair point, athough I fear you might be surprised.
CPFC G
New member
- Dec 24, 2011
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Milano
Well-known member
That role will be loads of fun when Palace visit.......
burnee54
East Upper Hermit
Well, that's my application in.
I quite like the idea of helping the club and earning a few bob towards the cost of my season ticket.
Wish me luck guys.
Do you think I should wear the seagull head to the interview?
I quite like the idea of helping the club and earning a few bob towards the cost of my season ticket.
Wish me luck guys.
Do you think I should wear the seagull head to the interview?
studio150
Well-known member
Key Contacts, external - Customers
So no fans attending next season
So no fans attending next season
Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Things I've learnt today-
I once asked "what do all the people at the Amex do" A/ Head of Ticketing and Supporter Services, Supporter Services Manager, Supporter Services Supervisor & Supporter Service Executives.
Also, if the job finishes at KO do you just down tools (remove coat) and enter ground or do you then have a de-brief whilst returning coat thus miss KO?
And on the subject of the Olympics, those people at the games with COKE and BARCLAYCARD (or similar) on banners that were walking around. That's because there are NO STATIC adverts at the Olympics but moving ones are sort of permitted.
I once asked "what do all the people at the Amex do" A/ Head of Ticketing and Supporter Services, Supporter Services Manager, Supporter Services Supervisor & Supporter Service Executives.
Also, if the job finishes at KO do you just down tools (remove coat) and enter ground or do you then have a de-brief whilst returning coat thus miss KO?
And on the subject of the Olympics, those people at the games with COKE and BARCLAYCARD (or similar) on banners that were walking around. That's because there are NO STATIC adverts at the Olympics but moving ones are sort of permitted.
clapham_gull
Legacy Fan
- Aug 20, 2003
- 25,426
It is corporate bullshit - but so is the way of the world. If the club is going that way can I offer some friendly advice.
1) A "Happy To Help" T-Shirt must have the words "Ask Me How" printed on the back to adhere to the virtual friend experience.
2) To complete the general radiant ambience - please emblazon the stewards jackets with "I LOVE WORK" in big letters on the back. Their coats must be of a thicker, warmer and longer design and it is imperative (actually a disciplinary offence) if they are not worn on a very very hot early August afternoon.
1) A "Happy To Help" T-Shirt must have the words "Ask Me How" printed on the back to adhere to the virtual friend experience.
2) To complete the general radiant ambience - please emblazon the stewards jackets with "I LOVE WORK" in big letters on the back. Their coats must be of a thicker, warmer and longer design and it is imperative (actually a disciplinary offence) if they are not worn on a very very hot early August afternoon.
darkwolf666
Well-known member
£330 per season... lightweight!
Raleigh Chopper
New member
I'm hoping that when I visit Old Trafford, I'll be met by a kindly greater who can take me to my seat. Ptreferbly a nudie one.
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- #51
If that's what I have to do to get a ticket then I'm in.
To be fair, this is an ideal job for me. Always early at the sadium, fully clued in, and full of empathy for the bewildered.
You are awful. But I like you.
Not Andy Naylor
Well-known member
Plenty of people on here would be perfect for the role. Ernest for one.
Ugh. This kind of corporate dogshit makes me crave the Withdean days. I know, I know.
I can almost guarantee you wouldn't be in your seat for kick-off if you did this job. The corporation will not let you just shrug off your jacket and head to your seat 10 mins before kick off while there are still bewildered away fans finding their way to the toilets etc. That's not how these corporate "face of the company" gigs work.
I can almost guarantee you wouldn't be in your seat for kick-off if you did this job. The corporation will not let you just shrug off your jacket and head to your seat 10 mins before kick off while there are still bewildered away fans finding their way to the toilets etc. That's not how these corporate "face of the company" gigs work.
DavidRyder
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- Jul 23, 2013
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Doesn't the one second from the left post on NSC?
Papa Lazarou
Living in a De Zerbi wonderland
And always impeccably dressed. You're perfect for the role.
For some reason, this thread reminded me of this from Early Doors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9PNoYSKx0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9PNoYSKx0A
father_and_son
Well-known member
Printed off the application for my boy to look at!
Loves the Albion, knows the ground well, STH and nearly £20 a game is a lot of cash to a 14yo.
Issue will be mid week games as 2.5hrs before KO is a real push for a school boy who finishes at 4.15. But otherwise, would be perfect for the role. Will consider complaining to PB about it not being inclusive enough for the school-aged ones. Can't see it suiting anyone but the retired really!
Loves the Albion, knows the ground well, STH and nearly £20 a game is a lot of cash to a 14yo.
Issue will be mid week games as 2.5hrs before KO is a real push for a school boy who finishes at 4.15. But otherwise, would be perfect for the role. Will consider complaining to PB about it not being inclusive enough for the school-aged ones. Can't see it suiting anyone but the retired really!
