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Bakero

Languidly clinical
Oct 9, 2010
13,813
Almería
I made that exact pun when a mate sent me that story earlier. I also suggested he should've had at least one stilt on.
 


















Scappa

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Jul 5, 2017
1,386
Apparently he used a special set of apparatus to reach the upper shelves. He hadn't strapped his Stilton properly.
 


Herr Tubthumper

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NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
59,770
The Fatherland
How horrible, being camembert-ied alive.
 


bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003
7,109
Dubai
Apparently his ex-wife found it funny, the laughing cow.
 




Grassman

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Jun 12, 2008
2,568
Tun Wells
He died under an avalanche of Gran Padana. I know what my initial reaction was: hard cheese.

btw. I’m laughing at these puns away from my Italian wife’s prying eyes. She was genuinely upset when she heard about it and said I bet it won’t be long before some idiot makes a joke about it. Congratulations one and all!
 


nwgull

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Jul 25, 2003
13,844
Manchester
He died under an avalanche of Gran Padana. I know what my initial reaction was: hard cheese.

btw. I’m laughing at these puns away from my Italian wife’s prying eyes. She was genuinely upset when she heard about it and said I bet it won’t be long before some idiot makes a joke about it. Congratulations one and all!
A man died. It's whey too early to be making jokes.
 






Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

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Jul 25, 2005
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on a pig farm
I wonder if his funeral will be held in Agrigento, Benevento, Campobasso, Guastalla, Montepulciano...or will it be some other cathedral city :shrug:
 






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