Have you ever had a wank in a football stadium?

[GDC]

If so, when and where...

 

[Mr deez]

Great thread.

But, no.

 

[the hitman]

have you?

 

[Buzzer]

Thought about it once or twice. Used to wear a duffel coat that had a hole in the pocket but after a few beers, Steve and the twins seem to get all desentised and you'd be waiting for extra time and penalties before I managed the vinegar strokes.

Good thread.

 

[Taybha]

Not a wank no but ive come in me pants a few times watching Zamora skin defenders

 

[Sausage]

Here's my list.



Ninian Park St James Park
Wembley Stadium Stadium:mk Withdean Stadium
Old Trafford Ashton Gate Twerton Park
Emirates Stadium Home Park Saltergate
St James' Park Fratton Park Brisbane Road
Stadium of Light Liberty Stadium Cougar Park
City of Manchester Stadium Meadow Lane Edgar Street
Anfield New Den Stadium Victoria Park
Villa Park Vicarage Road Sixfields Stadium
Stamford Bridge Loftus Road South Kesteven Sports Stadium
Goodison Park Knowsley Road Recreation Ground
Elland Road Prenton Park Broadhall Way
Hillsborough Stadium Brunton Park Whaddon Road
White Hart Lane County Ground York Street
The Boleyn Ground (Upton Park) Racecourse Ground
Riverside Stadium London Road The Shay
Pride Park Stadium Keepmoat Stadium Pirelli Stadium
St Mary's Stadium Boundary Park Church Road
Bramall Lane Kingston Park Bower Fold
Walkers Stadium Griffin Park Manor Park
Ricoh Arena Kassam Stadium Nene Park
Ewood Park Roots Hall Christie Park
City Ground Moss Rose
Portman Road Memorial Stadium New Bucks Head
St Andrews Gigg Lane Rockingham Road
Reebok Stadium Priestfield Stadium Aggborough
Molineux Bescot Stadium Moss Lane
Britannia Stadium Edgeley Park Kingfield Stadium
The Hawthorns Dean Court Deva Stadium
The Valley Kenilworth Road Haig Avenue
Craven Cottage Spotland The Camrose
Selhurst Park Sincil Bank Crabble Stadium
Carrow Road Alexandra Stadium Plainmoor
Adams Park Victoria Road
KC Stadium Field Mill
JJB Stadium Hilton Park Priory Lane
Valley Parade New Meadow Underhill Stadium
Don Valley Stadium Colchester Community Stadium
Galpharm Stadium Bloomfield Road Crown Ground
Madejski Stadium Abbey Stadium Avenue Stadium
Oakwell KitKat Crescent Valley Stadium
Turf Moor Blundell Park The Meadow




Couldn't bash one out at Vale Park coz Robbie Williams put me off. And Deepdale was too cold and the old chap was having precisely none of it.


Favourite? Oooh, probably in the upper section of the Arkells stand at Swindon.

Or on the Ealing Road Terrace at Brentford was a right old knee trembler.

And from the Cawarden South Stand (Lower) at Derby I shot a home supporter in the eye from 36ft.

Also, at the Railway end at Rotherham I spuffed a great wad into a burger bap.

 

[NMH]

You are a prize wiener strangler, sausage.

It's clear that you have yet to have one off the wrist at Withdean, but the football is enough to give any hot-dog the droop.

 

[Don Quixote]

i had a quicky at half time once

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I couldnt really do it discreetly enough, I'm one of these types that likes to strangle myself when I wank