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[Misc] Happy Easter - What does it mean for you?



Super Steve Earle

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Feb 23, 2009
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North of Brighton
Well?

Is it a religious festival or just a bit of extra paid leave?
A chance for more family time, a gorging of loads of chocolate.
Do you bemoan that festive eggs are no longer called Easter eggs?
The first roast lamb of the year?
A footie bonanza?
Trying to take a break or see family when the roads are rammed and there are no trains?

What does it mean for you?
 




Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,870
West west west Sussex
Owning North London...






...which is nice.
 


A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
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Deepest, darkest Sussex
Four days off work

Everything else is a bonus
 


Guinness Boy

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Jul 23, 2003
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Up and Coming Sunny Portslade
Well?

Is it a religious festival or just a bit of extra paid leave?
A chance for more family time, a gorging of loads of chocolate.
Do you bemoan that festive eggs are no longer called Easter eggs?

The first roast lamb of the year?
A footie bonanza?
Trying to take a break or see family when the roads are rammed and there are no trains?

What does it mean for you?

That simply is not true.

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Anyway, roast lamb, chocolate and wine for me today. Rude not to.
 








zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
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Sussex, by the sea
We've been doing the Good Friday walk since we were kids, just a stroll up the river to Bramber for lunch, but a sizeable group of friends and family just appear from wherever they may be. Always a pleasant day, whatever the weather.

Other than that just a few days off.
 


Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
21,090
The arse end of Hangleton
Family catch up, roast lamb and chocolate. This year the added bonus of the usual walk on the beach being in beautiful sunshine. Happy Easter !

Got all the kids back today which is great - sadly first Easter without my parents. Also annoying that my step-daughter doesn't like lamb so we have gammon instead but other than that .... THIS ^^^^
 
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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
24,911
Worthing
Hot butter dripping down your wrist whilst eating hot cross buns in bed…… love it with kids and grandchildren over later
 






Pavilionaire

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Jul 7, 2003
30,647
Easter is the one time of the year when the Christian clergy get airtime, and listening to them reinforces my secular beliefs.
 


Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
21,697
Brighton
Easter is the one time of the year when the Christian clergy get airtime, and listening to them reinforces my secular beliefs.

I would normally agree 100% but the Arch Bish is planning on doing a take down of Patel today so I’ll be paying some attention. He knows she has the devil in her.
 








PILTDOWN MAN

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Sep 15, 2004
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Hurst Green
Had a good Friday superb Saturday garden party Sunday BBQ Monday.

Mundane really
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
35,332
spring is here, lamb and chocolate eggs.
 


The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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West is BEST
First Easter off in a few years so this year it means;

Lie in
Cooked breakfast
Long walk with friends
Long lunch with friends that turns into a session
Quick w@nk
Off to bed
 




Hugo Rune

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Feb 23, 2012
21,697
Brighton
This year it means;
Quick w@nk

And this is the problem with the over commercialisation of Easter.

So this year; once you’ve found your rhythm, once your tongue is hanging out with your eyes crossed and the mouth producing a low, steady and consistent
hum-like groan. Switch off your normal wankbank content and think of the Christ. Hanging resplendent on his bondage climbing frame and naked ‘cept for his giant fetish nappy. He glances over at you, there is a wink, a dart like flick of the tongue and then pop, your Easter work is done.
 




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