Gus is round for dinner

[HantsSeagull]

Do you mind staying in the shed for a week?
Would you like a newspaper each day, there maybe bits cut out?

 

[Upper Library]

Have you met my wife?
Mind if I watch?

(my wife told me to write this!! I am being serious! Should I be worried or excited?!?)

 

[Norman Potting]

African or European?

...I don't know that .........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[The Large One]

• ¿De dónde sacaste todas sus ideas de fútbol filosofía?

• ¿Cómo se puede trabajar con un pareja de locos?

 

[loco61]

why arent we playing in blue and white at anfield?
what do i have to do to persuade the club to play in blue and white at anfield?

 

[jackalbion]

do you have a gun?
have you ever soiled yourself during a match?

 

[Triggaaar]

You can ask him any 2 questions. What would they be?

Do you have to come round every night?

Don't you have a home of your own?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

(Carries on The Holy Grail theme)

1. What... is your quest?

2. What... is the capital of Assyria?

 

[Lush]

1. If you could only keep either Kazenga or Noone, which would it be?
2. If Sheffield United offered us what we paid for Will Hoskins, would you accept it?

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Would it be ok if I gently rubbed this red wine jus into your beautifully trimmed chest?

How would you feel if I slowly and provocatively undressed in front of you and asked you to touch me gently but with intent?

 

[Hillian1]

Do you think the Honey badger should retire now as it's obviously not hard in the slightest?

Will it snow tomorrow?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Can I kiss you?

The doors are locked and I'm the only one that can let you out so I'll ask again ... Can I kiss you?

 

[Rugrat]

How long did you know Harleys Mum for?