Guess what Sepp Blatter's thinking about thread

[lawros left foot]

How can I get women footballer ladies to wear tighter shorts

 

[dennis]

Dear Mr Assange

Do you still have that spare bed available?

 

[brightn'ove]

I feel like this is the perfect situation for somebody to do one of those Hitler subtitle videos ...

 

[Worried Man Blues]

I've done nothing wrong but I always get framed.....

 

[Titanic]

Brilliant... so they make us re-run 2018 and 2022 selection process... and I get a whole new load of gifts/bribes/cash/etc... I am invincible! MWAHAHAHAHA

 

[SweatyMexican]

"I'll just throw money at the problem".

 

[Hiney]

I wonder where I can bulk-buy vaseline

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

He may be looking for a ropeBlatter is a dead man walking

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Will my shredder take more than 3 sheets at a time, will it keep cutting out and will I get shot of this pile of papers before the FBI grab my b******s?

 

[Doc Lynam]

Running

Hiding

 

[glasfryn]

Hiding

taking lessons from Winifred

 

[Guy Fawkes]

(as he watches news headlines of 6 FIFA officials arrested in dawn hotel raid)

Blatter: And I thought the Swiss were supposed to be neutral...

 

[JBizzle]

Based on the presser this morning I imagine the Teflon Don is thinking something along the lines of this:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo

 

[neilbard]

 

[Doc Lynam]

WTF a second round!

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

'We truly are the chosen ones'
'Yes we are'
'Onwards inner Sepps, to power!'

 

[Doc Lynam]

I can do anything, I'm going to try walking on water next.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

I can do anything, I'm going to try walking on water next.

Allow me to make a slight correction for you;

'I can do anything, I'm going to allow water the privilege of holding me up next'

 

[KZNSeagull]

Here is clearly thinking "How can I get all those UEFA *******s off the executive committee" (other than France and Spain who voted for him apparently according to the Sun correspondent)

 

[Doc Lynam]

Maybe I'll wake up!