Going out with a tall bird..........

[bristolseagull]

Im no midgit (5'11) but im kind of seeing a girl who is 5'10- but she insists on wearing 3'' heel- making me look/feel a bit like Tom Cruise- what can i do about it?








(incidently shagging her doggy style has proved a little difficult due to her super long legs)

 

[Hungry Joe]

Get a pair of Cubans.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Get a pair of Cubans.

Yup - they're generally TINY

 

[bristolseagull]

well, its her legs that are long- her torso is quite small-

(shit im making her sound like a right freak)

so her butt is quite high up when shes bent down.......oh i dont know maybe its because my ex was quite short and it just feels a bit different.

 

[Bry Nylon]

well, its her legs that are long- her torso is quite small-

(shit im making her sound like a right freak)

so her butt is quite high up when shes bent down.......oh i dont know maybe its because my ex was quite short and it just feels a bit different.

I would just sit her down and explain that you felt more comfortable, physically, with your ex. I'm sure she will understand and that will be the problem sorted. Happy to have helped

 

[Scarface]

Maybe you should wear 3" heels too.

 

[shaolinpunk]

 

[dunno]

I had the same problem with a girl I went out with - she was 5'10 as well, the difference is that I'm 5'8 so I really DID feel like Tom Cruise! - she was 11 years younger than me at the time as well - wierd!

Disclaimer: Please note, I was 30 at the time and she was 19 before you all start thinking I was into underage stuff.....Just thought I'd clear that up!

 

[fatboy]

You better hope none of your birds read NSC!

 

[bhaexpress]

I went out with a woman who was two inches taller than me. Still, as they say, it made no difference lying down.

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

 

[Hungry Joe]

Yup - they're generally TINY

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[Marc]

next time she accuses you of lying, point to her high heels and say:
"then why lie about your height?...you're not really that tall...bitch!"

 

[shaolinpunk]

next time she accuses you of lying, point to her high heels and say:
"then why lie about your height?...you're not really that tall...bitch!"

then kick the heels out from under her

 

[bristolseagull]

You better hope none of your birds read NSC!

Funnily enough thats how one ex of mine found out i'd been cheating on her!

 

[bristolseagull]

Damn right badger- i should stop moaning and just get on with f***ing her - she is HOT.

 

[Bozza]

Just quite curious now as to what role this STD test is going to play. She doesn't seem that fussy now, does she?