Goal celebration injuries!

[getz]

what injuries have you suffered in a goal celebration? I suffered a couple of bruised ribs celebrating the winning goal yesterday, hugging my daughter-in-law forgetting a hard glasses case in my inside jacket pocket

 

[Frutos]

My watch is slightly loose fitting, so I now have some small bruises from where parts of it smacked against my wrist while jumping up and down.

 

[redseagull]

A fantastic bruise on my thigh where I somehow leapt into the back of the seat in front after our equaliser !

 

[Braders]

Carpet burn from doing a knee slide on it

Broken two fingers from when I got down on all fours to header a ball passed a keeper

 

[BHAryan]

knocked a hot chocolate all over my hand at exeter away last year when barnes scored..burns on my wrist and hand needed to see a doctor..did i care..did i f***

 

[Shoreham Beach Seagull]

knocked a hot chocolate all over my hand at exeter away last year when barnes scored..burns on my wrist and hand needed to see a doctor..did i care..did i f***

What a brilliant goal to celebrate, ended up jumping along the bottom of the terrace. The wins we don't deserve are always the best.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Badly twisted ankle once - during a real surge in the old North.

Also- not really my fault(those seats were too close) but sort of smacked some poor old boy round the back of the head(with my arm/hand) at Withdean E block once as i stood up to celebrate.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Badly twisted ankle once - during a real surge in the old North.

Also- not really my fault(those seats were too close) but sort of smacked some poor old boy round the back of the head(with my arm/hand) at Withdean E block once as i stood up to celebrate.

I nearly got crushed against a barrier in the North stand surge when Bobby Smith scored on his debut for us,sure many fans got caught in this situation..

 

[Wilko]

Mendoza some how had a bleeding ear after the winner yesterday.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

I nearly got crushed against a barrier in the North stand surge when Bobby Smith scored on his debut for us,sure many fans got caught in this situation..

Not sure what was worse-the sheer weight of a fuller crowd,or the distance travelled by a smaller crowd,saw some quite nasty things back then,god knows what it was like in the 70s...

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

a broken flag
and lost half a pie

 

[Bakesy]

Somehow managed to flatten the other half when the winner went in yesterday, ended up in the aisle and nearly got stampeded by the surge down the steps..just like the good old days at the Goldstone.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

a broken flag
and lost half a pie

Don't suppose you worried too much about the flag Lee...but losing half a pie...my condolences mate.

 

[Tomo1794]

Carpet burn from doing a knee slide on it

Broken two fingers from when I got down on all fours to header a ball passed a keeper

On a similar note to this i remember one season I did a sliding tackle on the first day of my football season which resulted in a horrendous grassburn. The next weekend however I managed to bag a goal by sliding on this grassburn again and making it a whole lot worse, the ref had blown for half-time straight after the goal so everyone went to the gaffer for the team talk leaving me on the ground nursing said injury :taking one for the team:

 

[Wilko]

lost half a pie

rip

 

[Woodchip]

a broken flag
and lost half a pie

Good job it wasn't a steak and guiness pie. You'd have been in tears.

 

[Kazenga <3]

Was about 9 stood on my seat in the old away end at Portsmouth in 2003 when we went 2-1 up after Barrett was sent off. Went flying two rows downwards.

 

[BrightonGuy]

I was punched in the face by one of my mates yesterday for the second goal but it was alright because we were caught in the moment