Garry Glitter jokes

[Munkfish]

Please post here...

The useal jokes seem to be doing the rounds so ill start them off...

whats the difference between a greyhound racing and gary glitter


at least the greyhound waits for the hair

 

[John Bumlick]

Whats long, silver, sits at the bottom of the bed and scares children?

Gary Glitter's boots.

 

[Icy Gull]

Anything to declare sir?

http://www.harderfaster.net/images/uploads/thumb_070a858ac6d6f65d50744e0f48ae5aa1.jpg

 

[Ex-Staffs Gull]

Oops same as above

 

[wehatepalace]

*NEWSFLASH*

Gary Glitter has just tried to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.
However coastguards managed to find him bobbing up & down on a small buoy !

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

where does gary glitter go on holiday? to Tampa with the kids

or something like that

 

[Braders]

Don't you find it strange that in the 1970s, 10 year old girls had posters of gary glitter all over their bedroom walls.

Now in the 21st century it's the other way round......

 

[NMH]

How do you know when it's bed-time in Gary Glitter's house?

When the big hand, is on the little hand.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Gary Glitter has got a date for his release.

She is 8 years old, but with her make-up on she looks 12!

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fu@k the children!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"


Gary Glitter has been made the new Dr Who. His assistants will be K 9 and Sue 12

 

[Herman the Tosser]

What do Gary Glitter and a Kodak camera have in common?


They both come in small yellow boxes.

 

[smelly]

Gary Glitter gets home to find his Mrs packing." I'm leaving you, I've just seen on TV that you are a paedophile"

GG:"WOOOOOOOOOOOO, thats a big word for a 9 year old"

 

[smudge]

What have Gary Glitter & a bottle of Rum got in common?

They both come in tots!

 

[smudge]

What does Gary Glitter pass round after dinner?

Under Eights.

 

[smudge]

Gary Glitter arrives home & his Mrs is packing her bags.
"Where the f*** are you going?" He asks.
"I'm leaving you" she says, "I've heard you're a paedophile.
"Oooh" says Glitter, "That's a big word for a 10 year old!"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Gary Glitter was on a ship with 100 boy scouts and 100 girl guides when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
Gary Glitter asked, "What about the children?"
The captain replied, "Fu@k the children!"
Gary Glitter looked around eagerly and said "Do we have time?"


Gary Glitter has been made the new Dr Who. His assistants will be K 9 and Sue 12

Supreme quality Guido! Especially the first one.

 

[chez]

I've just got a new voice activated car stereo.

When I shout "Country" it plays Dolly Parton
When I shout "Heavy Metal" it plays Metallica

I was driving through town the other day and some little shit ran out in front of me.

I shouted "f***ing Kids!!" and it played Gary Glitter.

 

[Spider]

I've just got a new voice activated car stereo.

When I shout "Country" it plays Dolly Parton
When I shout "Heavy Metal" it plays Metallica

I was driving through town the other day and some little shit ran out in front of me.

I shouted "f***ing Kids!!" and it played Gary Glitter.

There's some amazing ones on here. Htough half of them are either recycled Michael Jackson ones or the favourite Welsh classic:

Two Welshman and their sheep are on a burning plane. As the Welshman plummet towards certain death one hands the other a parachute and starts putting his own on.
The other asks, "what about the sheep?"
He replies, "F@*k the sheep"
"Have we got time?"

Though it works as well with either!

 

[NMH]

I notice the people making fun of Gary Glitter, are the ones who have never even tried sex with prepubescent oriental children

 

[wahoo]

I notice the people making fun of Gary Glitter, are the ones who have never even tried sex with prepubescent oriental children

could prove interesting