Football bird puns

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Leon Kite
Parrot Jennings
John Eggan
Timo Hornbill
David Seagull
Jimmy Gryph (does that count?)

 

[Worthingite]

Crowleon Lescott
Franz Carrsowary (it sounded better in my head than it looks)
Kes Morgan
Owlan Pardew
Heron Kayal


I'm shit at this. Sorry

 

[edna krabappel]

Dirty Northern Bustard

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Dirty Northern Bustard

Does he play for Blackbird Rovers....?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Bobby Moorhen

ahem.....

ARNOLD Moorhen

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Crowdon Greer
Alex Songbird

 

[Yes Chef]

ahem.....

ARNOLD Moorhen

Played for Ipswich alongside Mich D ' Aviary and John Squawk ?

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

James Perch

 

[edna krabappel]

Albatross McCormack

Surely Ross Macaw-mack.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Surely Ross Macaw-mack.

Albatross Macaw-quack even?

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Peli-Kanu (Kanu)
Paulo Swan-Chope (Paulo Wanchope)
Christian Ben-Turkey (Christian Benteke)
Ostrich-ard Dunne (Richard Dunne)
Lark Ji-Sung (Park Ji-Sung)

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Fabien Dove

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Peep Guardiola (Pep Guardiola)
Andrea Pirlo-guin falcon (Andrea Pirlo)
David De Rhea (David De Gea)
Bastian Swansteiger (Bastian Schweinsteiger)
Leon Nightingale (Leon Knight)
Toni Crows (Toni Kroos)
Mario Gull-tze (Mario Gotze)

Christian-owl Ronaldo (Christiano Ronaldo)
- or Christi-BarnOwl Ronaldo
Gareth Quail (Gareth Bale)

 

[Guy Fawkes]

David Stock Dove

Surely it should be David Stork-dale

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Claw-dio Ranieri (Claudio Ranieri)

 

[Acker79]

Surely it should be David Stork-dale

Well, a Stock Dove is an actual bird, I didn't just replace the 'dale' part with dove. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stock_dove

But Stork-dale works, too.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Have we had Condor Goldcrestsen

Or Terry Cons yet?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

so here is one:

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

Joe Dodo
Steve Finchnan
Martin Finchelwood
Jay Simpson (route 1)
John Swift (route 1)
Dwight Nightingale