FDM spotted

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Spotted the FDM walking up west street at approx 5.45 this evening. wearing trendy combat pants distrssed t shirt, timberland boots looking generally cool whilst speaking on his mobile. think he'd just been in wetherspoons for a pint.

 

[Statto]

This reminds me of a certian Kev the ape classic thread.

 

[Ernest]

There was some top fanny in there at tea time but I never saw Kuipers, maybe he was in Yates

 

[Rangdo]

There was some top fanny in there at tea time but I never saw Kuipers, maybe he was in Yates

What's "top fanny"?
Is it like front-bottom or top-bollocks?

 

[The Large One]

What's "top fanny"?
Is it like front-bottom or top-bollocks?

It's a northern phrase. From Rochdale, apparently.

 

[Rangdo]

It's a northern phrase. From Rochdale, apparently.

Ahh right.
Does it describe a vicious street mugging resulting in an axe wound to the head?