False Definitions Thread

[Pbseagull]

a special agent with 3 eyes

bobobantum

Dropping a chicken in a bath



Jiddermize

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Dropping a chicken in a bath



Jiddermize

To Jiddermize is to insert your winky into a mickey mouse impersonator without permission.....apparently.

Fractalphobia

 

[bristo]

To Jiddermize is to insert your winky into a mickey mouse impersonator without permission.....apparently.

Fractalphobia

being a little bit worried

greepy

 

[Davey Boy Smith]

Greepy - someone who persistently attempts to inappropriately touch someone else.

Crallop

 

[bristo]

Greepy - someone who persistently attempts to inappropriately touch someone else.

Crallop

crallop- a scallop that tastes crap.

perlinguine

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

Perlinguine - This is actually a real word. It refers to bilingual people when they dream in different languages.

Mastofficate.

crallop- a scallop that tastes crap.

perlinguine

 

[Brighton TID]

Perlinguine - This is actually a real word. It refers to bilingual people when they dream in different languages.

Mastofficate.

Masturbating on a ship with no sails with a bag over your head, whilst chewing the cud.

Proxtaliate

 

[Pbseagull]

Masturbating on a ship with no sails with a bag over your head, whilst chewing the cud.

Proxtaliate

Getting someone to to take revenge on your behalf.

Heverlation

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Getting someone to to take revenge on your behalf.

Heverlation

Heverlation is when one gets over-excited at the thought of visiting castles in Kent

contrifibularities ( copyright Edmund the Butler )

 

[Worthingite]

contrifibularities - the type of meaningless financial contributions senior members of the banking system make to our tax structure.

Cruntaclative

 

[South Stand Bonfire]

This is the verb to decribe the act of putting your arms round a member of the opposite football team at a corner/free kick and then raising both your arms (palms must be flat facing away from you) in an act of genuine surpise when the ref looks up.

Mingitus

contrifibularities - the type of meaningless financial contributions senior members of the banking system make to our tax structure.

Cruntaclative

 

[Theatre of Trees]

This is the verb to decribe the act of putting your arms round a member of the opposite football team at a corner/free kick and then raising both your arms (palms must be flat facing away from you) in an act of genuine surpise when the ref looks up.

Mingitus

Latin for twat, e.g Et tu Brute tu mingitus.

Flanshed

 

[Brighton TID]

Latin for twat, e.g Et tu Brute tu mingitus.

Flanshed

To rid oneself of the smell of sponge cake without washing.

Pixieflaxate

 

[catfish]

To rid oneself of the smell of sponge cake without washing.

Pixieflaxate

To enshroud a small person in a homespun blanket ready for burial.

Haematocoxingal.

 

[Worthingite]

To enshroud a small person in a homespun blanket ready for burial.

Haematocoxingal.

The medical term used to express the sheer horror of pulling out after having sex with a virgin....

Ratilgience

 

[Pbseagull]

The medical term used to express the sheer horror of pulling out after having sex with a virgin....

Ratilgience

The bench mark for measuring how clever a rodent is.



Gormuffitological

 

[bristo]

The bench mark for measuring how clever a rodent is.



Gormuffitological

The scientific reasoning as to why pubic hairs are difficult to remove from dentures.

shroopbic

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

The scientific reasoning as to why pubic hairs are difficult to remove from dentures.

shroopbic

A shroobic is a disposable pen, shaped like a mushroom

telecryopantophobia

 

[bristo]

A shroobic is a disposable pen, shaped like a mushroom

telecryopantophobia

The teenage fear of watching, from a distance, ones underwear stained by tear sized fluid droplets that one knows ones mother will recognise as she puts them in the wash.

spreenistic

 

[driller]

The act by a single person or group of people waving behind the head of an interviewee just to
Get on tv.

Cackbadger