England v India

[Uncle Buck]

India have won the toss and are batting.

Pansear out and Tremlett in for England.

Umpires: B R Doctrove, I J Gould

England: Cook, Prior, Bell, Pietersen, Collingwood, Flintoff, Bopara, Mascarenhas, Tremlett, Broad, Anderson

India: Ganguly, Tendulkar, Dravid, Yuvraj, Karthik, Dhoni, Powar, Chawla, Agarkar, RP Singh, Patel

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Damn. Who told them ?

 

[keaton]

We have our first fantastic ODI perfomance in two years so they f*** around with the team and drop our best bowler, fantastic

 

[Hoggy]

well it looks like they have done the same in zaheer!!

 

[The Large One]

1420: If you've missed the team news, 'flu has decimated the Indian line-up - which means a late call-up for promising youngster Attishu Attishu.

 

[Grendel]

We have our first fantastic ODI perfomance in two years so they f*** around with the team and drop our best bowler, fantastic

Our "best" bowler has taken just eighteen wickets in twenty matches at an average of more than 40.

 

[Grendel]

well it looks like they have done the same in zaheer!!

Zaheer is out because he is ill.

 

[Mendoza]

12th over: Ind 49-0
Freddie comes on, but who cares? I'm dying of gout, and this could be the last ODI I ever commentate on. Mother - if you're reading this, I'm sorry I let you down as a son. I know you desperately wanted your first-born male to become a priest or astronaut, but I just didn't have what it took. Two off the over.

 

[John Boy]

92/0

 

[Trigger]

Tremlett is more GASHER than the GASHIEST GASH.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Tremlett is more GASHER than the GASHIEST GASH.

Leaking more than Saj?

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Tremlett is more GASHER than the GASHIEST GASH.

Gosh thats gashy

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

108-0

 

[Trigger]

Tremlett is more GASHER than the GASHIEST GASH.

And now he's dropped a f***ing CATCH.

 

[Uncle Buck]

And now he's dropped a f***ing CATCH.

So he is doing a Saj?

 

[Trigger]

113/1 - Ganguly c Collywobbles b Flintinjured 39

 

[Trigger]

One set of selectors have cocked up big time...

England: drop spinner and go in with none...

India: add spinner and go in with two...

I wonder who has cocked up, I bet it's not the Indians!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

Tendulkar out for 99

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

329-7 off of their 50

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

England 98/2 (15.0 ov)