[Albion] Embarrassing diving

[Varndean VI Form College]

Despite the beautiful result, I’ve got to report that tonight was the worst display of diving I’ve witnessed live.

One of the worst culprits was our Japanese dribble king: it was embarrassing. They were nearly all at it.

The solution? Book them, send them off. It’s embarrassing.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I agree. Expected contact, there was none so looks bad.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Dry your eyes.

 

[Bodian]

Despite the beautiful result, I’ve got to report that tonight was the worst display of diving I’ve witnessed live.

One of the worst culprits was our Japanese dribble king: it was embarrassing.

The solution? Book them, send them off: It’s ruining the game.

Rashford right at the start of the second half was one of the worst I have seen for many a long while. At least with Mitoma there was a tiny bit of contact. But yes - needs to cut it out - it's not for us.

 

[wellquickwoody]

To be fair, check out Rashford when Dunks arm touched his chest, how it causes him to fall forward into the pool I do not know.

 

[Algernon]

Not now Mum.

 

[HangletonGull]

Nearly as embarrassing as this thread

 

[Mackenzie]

Rashford was worse. Cheating scumbag

 

[BBassic]

Both teams pretty bad for it tonight but, on the other hand, 98th minute winner from the penalty spot so who gives a single solitary shit.

 

[Eeyore]

I think this is a purposely contrary thread. Yes, the diving wasn't good, but I wouldn't put in my most desired conversation after such a happy win as that.

It's a bit like being woken up from a lovely dream by a clanging cymbal.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

It's a bit like being woken up from a lovely dream by a clanging cymbal.

yeah, know what you mean, I think I got off with her once

 

[LamieRobertson]

I thought Steeles diving was superb

to the OP after a magical victory

 

[Farehamseagull]

Tonight? Really?!

 

[Cotton Socks]

I said a similar thing to Jnr earlier. I don't think it's at the embarrassing stage yet but it's not a good look. Anyway moving on it was a bad foul on Enciso!

 

[Weststander]

Mitoma on repeat every game, but Rashford, Fred and that Goofy C@nt must’ve lied about 6 or 7 times tonight.

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Leadership team needs to tell Mitoma to cut it out.

Leave it to other shit clubs

 

[greachain]

Despite the beautiful result, I’ve got to report that tonight was the worst display of diving I’ve witnessed live.

One of the worst culprits was our Japanese dribble king: it was embarrassing. They were nearly all at it.

The solution? Book them, send them off. It’s embarrassing.

Why are you using the name of an educational institution when you are clearly speaking on its behalf? Use your imagination and come up with a proper username!

 

[Chicken Run]

Despite the beautiful result, I’ve got to report that tonight was the worst display of diving I’ve witnessed live.

One of the worst culprits was our Japanese dribble king: it was embarrassing. They were nearly all at it.

The solution? Book them, send them off. It’s embarrassing.

Only NSC could produce a poster who conjures up this bollox after completing the double over Manchester United

 

[Guinness Boy]

Why are you using the name of an educational institution when you are clearly speaking on its behalf? Use your imagination and come up with a proper username!

Can I suggest he uses “Salford Secondary Academy”.

Or maybe he’s one of the Gulidford Grammars

 

[peterward]

Despite the beautiful result, I’ve got to report that tonight was the worst display of diving I’ve witnessed live.

One of the worst culprits was our Japanese dribble king: it was embarrassing. They were nearly all at it.

The solution? Book them, send them off. It’s embarrassing.

The Rashford one was the worst.