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Behind Enemy Lines

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2003
4,836
London
A JILTED girl tore off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands - then popped it in her mouth, a court heard yesterday.
Amanda Monti, 24, grabbed Jeffrey Jones, 37, by the genitals in a rage after he refused to have sex.

She ripped off his left testicle leaving him in "excruciating pain". Monti, just 5ft 2in, then put it in her mouth to hide it.

The testicle was later found by a pal of Mr Jones who handed it back, saying: "That's yours." Doctors were unable to re-attach it.

The victim told Liverpool Crown Court how he had earlier ended their relationship but Monti refused to accept it.

After a party at his home in Netherton, she wanted sex but he was not interested. There was a struggle and she ripped off his shorts leaving him in his pants.


Classy girl
 




Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,770
Brighton, UK
That's just bollocks :jester:
 




Brighton Breezy

New member
Jul 5, 2003
19,439
Sussex
I was seeing a scouse bird at uni and she suddenly pulled out a finger puppet and proceeded to introduce me to her friend Mr Snugglepuff.

She then tried to get me and my mate to have a conversation with the elephant finger puppet.

She was instantly renamed 'Shining Bird'.
 






Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,770
Brighton, UK
I bet he gave her a bit of a mouthful...
 




SussexSpur

New member
Jan 24, 2004
1,696
Finchley
"That's yours." ?

"That's yours." ????

:ohmy:
 
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