Dog shagging my dog - HELP!

[Questions]

I am afraid the RSCPA will try and track me down after trying such things!

You don't have to film it...................

Oh you like filming that stuff, sorry.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Stick your finger up the dog's arse.

Evening 8.....(psst....."whispers quietly"......me and the missus had a bit of an evening Friday,does this sort of thing work?) how the devil are you tonight..

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I've not made it up....my dog was actually on her back, try calling me a liar when you got proof

Wouldn't stand up in a court of law Geoff

Your word against mine

 

[TomandJerry]

Wouldn't stand up in a court of law Geoff

Your word against mine

Get back in your hat you rabbit

 

[8ace]

Evening 8.....(psst....."whispers quietly"......me and the missus had a bit of an evening Friday,does this sort of thing work?) how the devil are you tonight..

Good evening Gold
I saw James Herriot do it on All Creatures Great and Small so I think it works
Remember to take your watch off first though

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Good evening Gold
I saw James Herriot do it on All Creatures Great and Small so I think it works
Remember to take your watch off first though

 

[Eeyore]

I only meet a friend of mine in town now as when I go to his house his dog always tries to hump me. Most unpleasant having a dog thrust its dinger against your leg, despite my protests.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I only meet a friend of mine in town now as when I go to his house his dog always tries to hump me. Most unpleasant having a dog thrust its dinger against your leg, despite my protests.

I don't think I would mind atm, as it would be the closest to secks I'd have been for a while

 

[knocky1]

You sexists should be banned. She is a bitch not a dog. Try Relate.

 

[symyjym]

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Has to be a ban for uploading dog porn on NSC.

 

[carteater]

 

[Mowgli37]

As long as it was consensual I don't see the problem.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Vet said not until one year old so no

You need to report the other dog to the police for being a paedo

 

[Ludensian Gull]

I only meet a friend of mine in town now as when I go to his house his dog always tries to hump me. Most unpleasant having a dog thrust its dinger against your leg, despite my protests.

Were you lying on your back with your legs apart?