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Insel affe

HellBilly
Feb 23, 2009
24,241
Brighton factually.....
NO MORE jokes about the Japanese earthquake disaster please.
As I have just found out a real close friend of mine has died out there.
RIP So Kin Wet
 






Muzzy

Well-known member
Jan 25, 2011
4,787
Lewes
i told my daughter that our goldfish has epilepsy... she said no it hasn't.... i said, wait till you lift it out of it's bowl
 






brakespear

Doctor Worm
Feb 24, 2009
12,326
Sleeping on the roof
NO MORE jokes about the Japanese earthquake disaster please.
As I have just found out a real close friend of mine has died out there.
RIP So Kin Wet

Apart from being terrible, it doesn't even make any sense unless you're doing the 'them Asians they all have the same type names'
 


chucky1973

New member
Nov 3, 2010
8,829
Crawley
joking aside, I do feel for those Japanese, After I have had 8 aftershocks, I cant find my home either..
 






glasfryn

cleaning up cat sick
Nov 29, 2005
20,261
somewhere in Eastbourne
more jokes you say
heres one
NIGEL ADKINS
 


Shropshire Seagull

Well-known member
Nov 5, 2004
8,745
Telford
A man calls his local leisure centre and says "I'd like to learn to do the splits"
Receptionist answers: "Okay sir, no problem, how flexible are you?"
Man replies: "I can't do Tuesdays or Thursdays."
 






moshe's foreskin

New member
Jan 22, 2010
21
Went for a chinky the other night, I chose the chicken. i thought it was a bit chewy. i complained to the boss, your chicken's rubbery. He said, Thankyou verry much!!
 


Albalbion

Well-known member
Feb 24, 2009
1,242
Kingston
im not donating any more to the japanese earthquake appeal, theyre minted, i saw them on the news earlier and theyve all got two bloody boats in their driveways!
 




Taybha

Whalewhine
Oct 8, 2008
27,615
Uwantsumorwat
A priest and a hindu were making some toast. Suddenly the priest exclaims look theres a image of my lord jesus within the margarine !!! ..the hindu looks gutted and says ,i cant believe its not Buddah
 














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