Did I really Say That

[Willy Dangle]

Queued for a pee in the North Stand luxury closet at the Leeds Game. Eventually squeezed inbetween two fellow fans at the trough. As I squeezed in I said 'room for a little one'. Straight away I cringed and was met with various comments like 'at least your honest about it' etc..........

Anyone else ballsed up as good as that.

 

[Robot Chicken]

You're admitting this on a forum read by hundreds, if not thousands, of people? Must admire you for that

 

[Willy Dangle]

Just me then

 

[Robbie G]

Was in a busy gents toilet in a pub and some guy walked in and said "Bit of a sausage fest in here, isn't it?"

Erm...

 

[Dez]

A while ago my mate said he walked into the showers of his local gym humming 'i'm horny, horny horny horny'. Apparently it didn't go down all that well with the other blokes showering!

 

[vegster]

A fellow NSC'er ended up banned from a local hostelry after that simple 5 word comment led to another pub user nearly having his head pushed through a floor.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

A poor guy walked into the toilets at the 1901 club and said "Is this where the big knobs hang out"!