bhadebenhams
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- Mar 14, 2009
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I have had to lie down after hearing the OUTRAGEOUS news that Dean Wilkins (moistening thighs!) has been sacked again. I am sure that Dick Knight is behind it too. To show the SWISS B'STARDS that I mean business this gal is fighting back with a three point anti-Swiss plan:
1: NO Toblerone until Christmas
2: I have taken down the Roger Federer poster that hangs in our outside khazi
3: The next time that The Antiques Roadshow comes to Bevendean I am SELLING all the cuckoo clocks I bought from Argos two years ago.
To do this after Dean's 100% RECORD as caretaker manager of the Saints is an obsenity, as least Fred West (or should that be Dick Turpin?) wore a mask.
If Dean (knees trembling) is reading this and is homeless as well as jobless, I have spoken to hubby, and although there is not a spare bedroom for Dean (as our two kids, Dean and Wendy have their own bedrooms), Mr Bhadebenhams has agreed to take his model train set out of the loft and put a spare bed there. I'll promise to tuck him in every night (SWOON!) and there's three holes waiting to be filled by the left footed footballing GOD that is DW. He can even finish me off with a BROWN TIE if he wishes (TRUE LOVE SPEAKING!).
He will feel at home, as there are already 1,817 photos of Dean on the wall of my bedroom. What a MAN.
1: NO Toblerone until Christmas
2: I have taken down the Roger Federer poster that hangs in our outside khazi
3: The next time that The Antiques Roadshow comes to Bevendean I am SELLING all the cuckoo clocks I bought from Argos two years ago.
To do this after Dean's 100% RECORD as caretaker manager of the Saints is an obsenity, as least Fred West (or should that be Dick Turpin?) wore a mask.
If Dean (knees trembling) is reading this and is homeless as well as jobless, I have spoken to hubby, and although there is not a spare bedroom for Dean (as our two kids, Dean and Wendy have their own bedrooms), Mr Bhadebenhams has agreed to take his model train set out of the loft and put a spare bed there. I'll promise to tuck him in every night (SWOON!) and there's three holes waiting to be filled by the left footed footballing GOD that is DW. He can even finish me off with a BROWN TIE if he wishes (TRUE LOVE SPEAKING!).
He will feel at home, as there are already 1,817 photos of Dean on the wall of my bedroom. What a MAN.
