I'll Get Me Coat
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I’ll go first………………………………………………….
A few years back I was directed to the ‘Ceefax’ dating site. A mate of mine seemed to get a few good results so I thought I would try my luck.
The advert I picked out stated the following:
Blonde, slim, 42, non -smoker, no children, likes eating out, music, walks, etc…………………I made contact.
Cut a long story, short. Popped over to Leigh Park for a meet. She was in fact a red head (the Michael Jackson look after the fire that burnt his hair), she was in fact 42 all over and had 5 kids. I got stuck there as she stood in the doorway and I could not get out. After 2 or 3 drinks I made an excuse that my fags were in the car and swiftly buggered of back to Worthing.
Had a few weird phone calls until she finally gave up.
Any more ?
A few years back I was directed to the ‘Ceefax’ dating site. A mate of mine seemed to get a few good results so I thought I would try my luck.
The advert I picked out stated the following:
Blonde, slim, 42, non -smoker, no children, likes eating out, music, walks, etc…………………I made contact.
Cut a long story, short. Popped over to Leigh Park for a meet. She was in fact a red head (the Michael Jackson look after the fire that burnt his hair), she was in fact 42 all over and had 5 kids. I got stuck there as she stood in the doorway and I could not get out. After 2 or 3 drinks I made an excuse that my fags were in the car and swiftly buggered of back to Worthing.
Had a few weird phone calls until she finally gave up.
Any more ?