Cups of tea at work - an unsanitary problem.

[alan partridge]

Keep your mug at a very high temperature (so your tea is always hot) and buy a smart little 'Mug handle cosy'. That way he'll have to hold the handle unless he wants 3rd degree burns.

 

[Easy 10]

Juan - its about half a dozen cups of tea to make on average, but thats still too many for me to be arsed with.

tedebear - people already have me down as a weirdo. I'm not going to give them proof by drinking my tea through a straw.

Gazwags suggestion of a tray is an extremely sensible one - and is therefore completely out of place on this thread, so I have dismissed it out of hand.

 

[alan partridge]

Balance your (upturned) mug on your (erect) cock.

Proffer it to him in aforementioned manner.

See if he grips the 'rim' then.


























And then see what he does with the mug.

 

[tedebear]

tedebear - people already have me down as a weirdo. I'm not going to give them proof by drinking my tea through a straw.

why ever not?? I do.... I like to stir my pint with a swizzle stick too - helps add to the mysteriousness that is moi

 

[Easy 10]

 

[CHAPPERS]

Balance your (upturned) mug on your (erect) cock.

Proffer it to him in aforementioned manner.

See if he grips the 'rim' then.


























And then see what he does with the mug.

 

[Juan Albion]

Balance your (upturned) mug on your (erect) cock.

But that would probably need at least 4.5 inches so it's probably not an option.

 

[Bwian]

Stop the "My turn to be Butler" routine and make your own cups of tea-that way you can be assured of the level of hygiene that suits you. No more sperm coated earwax falling off a bogey caked, piss soaked finger that's been bum wiping.

 

[alan partridge]

But that would probably need at least 4.5 inches so it's probably not an option.

mugs aren't that wide

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I have a similar problem with some very unsavoury colleagues, some of whom resemble street drinkers more than civil servants. I don't know how many cuppas a day you'd miss out on using my method but I 'just say no' when an offensive one offers and then sneak to the kettle myself when they've finished. Failing that I'd try a line like "listen mate, would you like to have my juices smeared around your rim?"

 

[Juan Albion]

mugs aren't that wide

I have one that is. I like tea.

 

[Easy 10]

I used to have a MASSIVE mug, but the cleaners broke it.

My Albion mug is far too precious to trust them with, so wash it myself now and keep it in my drawer. Neither mug has ever been balanced on the end of my cock though.

 

[alan partridge]

try it. you might like it.

 

[Old Goat]

Easy you have obviously never worked in the catering trade - this blokes potentially dirty fingers are nothing compared to what had undoubtedly happened to things you have eaten in restaurants.

 

[Easy 10]

Easy you have obviously never worked in the catering trade - this blokes potentially dirty fingers are nothing compared to what had undoubtedly happened to things you have eaten in restaurants.

Yes, but I don't see that happening, so I'm not bothered.
Ignorance is bliss.

 

[Meade's Ball]

WET WIPES.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Shit in his shoes.

 

[Meade's Ball]

the shitty-shoed bastard.

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

Talk very loudly in the office about your highly infectious cold sores that you get on your lips about this time every year.

Not only will HE not want to touch the rim of your mug, it will also help to ward off any unwanted attention from ugly co-workers at the office Xmas party.

Sorted.

P.S. If you work with very stupid people make sure you call them coleslaws otherwise they won't understand.

 

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Why don't you buy a tray and then everybody will have to place their own mugs on that try

But then what happens if the dude tries to place Easy's mug on the tray