common myths

[gumbopickles]

1 whoever you talk to the milky bar kid went to their school

2 everyones got a friend that knows someone who put his headphones on and started rubbing the magic lamp, only to discover when they open their eyes that theres a hot cuppa next to the bed and their mum/dad/sister must have put it there

3 someone you knows mate has punched a celebrity who got a bit too gobby outside/inside a kebab shop

4 someone went to school with a celebrity who was a twat- theyre never good blokes or a girl with a sense of humour!

anyone got anymore?

 

[Rougvie]

1. Masterbation makes you go blind................

.............Stevie Wonder told me himself

I'll get my coat

 

[Beach Hut]

People think I am a Scots footie presenter

 

[Dropkick Turnip]

I'll get my coat

Speaking of which, I saw Mark Williams today in Lewes. Wearing a beard, pushing a pram and looking grumpy. Maybe the two are connected.