[Palace] Code word or phrase for taking a dump?

[Mr Bridger]

 

[Mr Bridger]

 

[Blackadder]

"The enemy is at the gate"

swiftly followed by

"I am off to bomb Berlin"

 

[zefarelly]

Snip one off

Lay a cable

My favourite is

Park a dark shark in the porcelain pool

 

[Weststander]

Off for a Captain’s Log.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Inverse Indian rope trick.

 

[melias shoes]

Off for a Brad Pitt

 

[melias shoes]

I need a Forest Gump.

 

[Hampden Park]

Curling one down.

 

[melias shoes]

Isn't that slang for something else entirely?

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I think he was referring to your mate Donald Trump. For dump H.

 

[Live by the sea]

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Just popping to the loo. ?

 

[mickybha]

An Uber

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I think he was referring to your mate Donald Trump. For dump H.

Sorry, yes, of course. See, the way my mind works, I'd never think of using a shit as a faux bit of rhyming slang for a shit

 

[LamieRobertson]

Going for a Winnie

 

[Triggaaar]

Isn't that slang for something else entirely?

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Oh christ. I just thought Donald Trump Dump. I now realise why I've had some odd looks over the years. On the plus side, it also explains why a nice waitress surprised me after following me to the gents.

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Pushing one out of the tunnel
Regards
DG

 

[BlockDpete]

If the need for a visit is urgent, then its a Robocop.

As in, you have 10 seconds to comply...

 

[Steve in Japan]

I've been baking it for a while, but now I'm crowning.....

 

[Perry Milkins]

I've been baking it for a while, but now I'm crowning.....

Can I surmise that phrase is big in Japan?

 

[Nobby Horton's Knob]

Im off to see a pan about a log