[Palace] Code word or phrase for taking a dump?

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Fignon's Ponytail

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Jun 29, 2012
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On the Beach
Me and the missus used to regularly go to Borders Bookshop in Churchill Square on a Thursday night years ago...and I almost always had to pop to the loo at some point during the evening.
Hence, whenever we now feel the need to take a dump, its known as a "Borders Moment"
 
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AmexRuislip

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In WW2 styleeeeeee 'opening the bomb bay doors'
In an ice cream styleeeee 'doing a Mr Whippy'
Giving birth to a gorillas middle finger....
 












The Clamp

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Dropping an otter
And if it’s really puppy nosing; “I’ve got a mole on the counter”.
 




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Need a Donald

Isn't that slang for something else entirely? ???

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Two Professors

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Going for a Tommy Tit
 






surrey jim

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Off for a conversation,



Taken from Jim Royle's off for a chat with the Arabs
 




DavidRyder

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Sending Mr Brown off to the coast.

Think I got it off the tellybox but can't remember what prog
 






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There's a mole at the counter and he's not taking no for an answer.

Sending a hazard to navigation on its way to the Forth (or a different river depending where you are).
 


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