edna krabappel said:'A friend of the 38-year-old Aussie singer said she would love to move to Brighton and Hove.
She said: "She thinks it's a really hip and trendy place to live. Being such a gay icon she knows the people there will warm to her and make her feel at home - although its a bit unlikely that she'll find herself a man".'
Why is it that the "friends" that are usually quoted in tabloid newspaper reports always talk such utter bollocks? And they mysteriously speak in terms that normal human beings just don't use, almost as though they were (whisper it) MADE UP?